RobMc

We take our duties very seriously

Was it in a field ??? that is one hairy caterpillar under your lip, wash more often

I've had the snip, call me Jaffa, firing blanks when it worked.

Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button ' T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon

Only one thing makes Queenie happy - you any good at 'ploughing' ???????????????

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

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Strangely I'm like you (ONLY IN THIS), I watch next to no MSM and when I do it's usually documentaries, I haven't watched a film in over 25 years, what I know about them comes from glimpsed articles on other sources. People are quite shocked that I've never watched some of the dross they appear hooked on, it's not snobbery, I'm genuinely not interested. I don't recognise hardly any of the so called 'stars' and prefer reading and music, everyone to their own. So where's my promised fishing video m...rfckr?, I've waited over a year, you want to be a guide ?? well find a rod and a stream. Pizzas and Sammiches are getting you away from the important things in life, AND I DON'T WANT IT SHOT IN THE NUDE, pick a cold day. ps Please don't use any tomatoes in the next few cookery videos, lets keep your ratings high.

Errr? one picture isn't a collection, any more examples ? (but no more self portraits please), is she 'hot' ??? @TBBand @Timmah! are always ready for nude posing, but most of us prefer them clothed.

This is no response FU

FFS ever heard of Netflix ????

Just checking you got the money lovely lady what else would he want your number for ? You never gave it to me after 100's of requests (Pengy only had to ask 3 times? )

@Timmah! has graduated frim 'HIGH' school years ago.

So no peanut butter for him eh?, luckily you still seem supple looking at your surfing picture

OMG ???? with or without peanut butter, that is the question (Shakespeare)

Ah the old Lounge Lizard looking for 'extras' ????

There is a quick way, just stick 200 dollars in an envelope and give it to @Roxy!, worked fine for me.

That's very good, I can splice both rope and wire (hard) haven't forgot the basics in nearly 50 years, I can tie knots too.

In the last frame you just catch a glimpse of the peanut butter stains (at least I hope they are ???? )

OK - you start buddy, the rest should be asleep in 3 posts, bit like sheep ( I mean counting them not shagging them, don't get excited @TBB )

Cos he keeps hinting it's a big one ??? perhaps you're right and that's not a gherkin?

Ah the good old days ?, when @Timmah! just got stoned and cooked, I remember them faintly.

Now hold on there, this could be a double entendre, especially with @Timmah!, just clarify this statement buddy so we can sleep easy, don't want to leave any bad tastes lingering?

I fully expected his dick between two slices of bread the way he's been heading? Thank God it's food

That tank looks repairable by the photos, seen and done some a lot worse, but need of course to price cost of repair vs new one. I realise you probably know this, but just in case, always steam (or similar) the tank inside until all residue gone. Never try to weld a fuel tank that hasn't been gas freed, you can get them 'dipped' in epoxy, but a proper repair should put a pressure test on it in a bath. Sender unit an easy fix, just a replacement, if they leak it's usually on the welded seams.