RobMc

Thanks buddy now enabled

Absolutely not, all my own work In making rap I do not shirk If you keep telling folks a lie You'll find yourself in a drive by Rappin Rob

Well as I'm not really sure what a rap is I'll try, but no promises By the way love your name Jointz, I thought I was the only one interested in carpentry? good to see a buddy, I'm a dovetail man

OK buddy, even though I detest rap here's my first go, you'll have to add the tune (do they have a tune?) Going downtown for a new drive by To check up on my stash Make sure my girls are on the game And making lots of cash Selling crack or skunks the same to me It makes me lots of money It lets me pimp all my rides and pick up lots of honeys My nights are spent a rapping And getting very high Until the Reapers knocking For I will surely die Dedicated to @jointz who is free to use without copyright

You familiar with these forums Kapt ?????

That is really sad Sammy, whatever happened to walking out or preferably not going? i.e. the individual choosing?

Please don't look at this if you're offended Joe Lycett investigated by police for offending audience member during comedy show (gbnews.uk) We have a great comedian in the UK called Roy Chubby Brown, been watching him for 50 years, he is the bluest of them all, see him on Youtube, the majority of his audiences are women. Now being actually banned from left wing town councils for shows he has performed for decades, freedom of speech only if it's theirs, fight back people, fight back.

You all know how caring to the planet is Green Rob don't you ?, so I had a think about this and a Nobel Prize looms on the horizon :- Renewable energy I read somewhere that animal poop produces methane which is hurting the ozone layer. We need to have a potty training session for all animals to harness this untapped gold, I'll start on the dogs and cats and Wildthing on the lions and tigers. Once we've got them all shitting in harmony into special sewage farms we can tap off this methane, and use it for personkinds (used to be mankinds pre woke) benefit. This methane could power ships and lorries to carry the crops produced by heating green houses full of grain. This grain could then be fed to the animals and the cycle restarted, pure brilliance. So please join Rob Greens save the world campaign by buying one of his 'Who Gives a Shit' T shirts, available soon at a store near you. Also coming soon :- Plastic dung car hood/bonnet ornaments Posters - 'Save the world - stamp on a dung beetle', and 'You talk shit now buy some' Dolls that defecate so little girls can tell Mummy they are saving the world with a sweet smile Dung sauce for that truly Green BBQ party, most appetising and many more items on special offer and the new campaign motto 'A fart a day keeps starvation at bay' I'm on a winner here, especially in these forums

Dear Boss, Only ones I can find are :- Around 2 playing by myself Around 65 playing with myself Any use???

Unlike most of your 'equipment' ?

Too much enthusiasm??? Perhaps they're lying?? and most sufferers don't play tennis ?? You've opened my eyes to this, I'll view them a little differently now.

Missed you FU

You got the same trouble buddy ?????

I have been popping back now and again and saw my buddy had been fishing too, did you see it? Long slimy body, with scaly skin, a wispy beard and blank staring eyes But the trout looked great

Most of us have crabs, we could pool resources? is it going to be a cathouse? we can give you loads of pointers.

What a great idea Fishing vid ???

Or my toes

Civil war huh? before you start I have some tea for sale, arriving Boston next week, first come first taxed

Pervert

Of course not, starring in a new post soon

A couple of days ago ???????????????? I think of you and Pia every night lol The times I've defrosted you and I'm forgotten Bitch

Exciting New Venture Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door) As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect. I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote. I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :- 1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera. 2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it. 3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur. 4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating. 5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker 6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former 7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress 8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris). 9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this) Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck.

PS Pete Remember in the political column when I pointed out I was worried by manoeuvres by the Russians on the Ukraine border and you said 'It was nothing to worry about?' Stick to the day job mate

Thank you Harry, I have returned especially to congratulate you on your common sense and wisdom, all the best Rob. See you up there my friend