RobMc

Hello dear boy, haven't seen you for a while, you and @EastCoast50 been shacking up again ? practising your COD skills and thinking you'll beat old Rob? Never happen until you boys sober up and buy spectacles, so I'm safe. The condom testing never took off the ground, or my scrotum to be more precise, I discovered I was latex intolerant, shrivelled up and couldn't even get them on. So I took the soft option and left, what a farewell send off, they must have spent a fortune on balloons. Due to my experience and age I'm still on a retainer for diaper testing, but only part time now, working on one at the moment for a chain of curry houses. You boys (and EC) over there probably aren't too familiar with the UK's favourite food, the reason why most men and women are 4 XL +. Hot curries in order are Madras, Vindaloo, Phall and 'Blood Orange', referring to the waste products and effects. I'm in the development stages of a new variety of blood orange, the pressure testing, retention and odour control aren't going well. I deduce this from the reluctance to approach me by any of the team, wife or friends. But hey ho early days, we'll get there eventually. Rob

In Florida that's classed as a Mousetrap Wayne.

My favourite job was about 40 years ago in the Middle East as a clairvoyant, on a Friday after prayers I'd gather them around me, burn some incense and a candle. In the dim light and spooky atmosphere of flickering candle light I would invoke the spirits :- 'Is there anyone there', I would chant, as the audience were spellbound and glued to my every word 'There are mists forming' 'A spirit is trying to communicate with someone' 'I am beginning to see a letter, it is getting clearer' ' The letter is M', I screamed 'Is anyone here called Mohammed' ????????????????????????????????

Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the fireplace To see if they would kiss Remember that great poem?, Rob hijacking and lowering the tone as usual. Walter Trout and his protégé Danny Bryant

is the 'B' a typo ??? and what do you mean moderately ?

FFS @tsw 8.5 stop getting Rob excited with these titles , I expected something 'hotter' lol.

We take our duties very seriously

Was it in a field ??? that is one hairy caterpillar under your lip, wash more often

I've had the snip, call me Jaffa, firing blanks when it worked.

Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button ' T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon

Only one thing makes Queenie happy - you any good at 'ploughing' ???????????????

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

I'm a quality and procurement manager for a worldwide brothel chain owned by the renowned multinational MaleAndFemaleInstitution&Association. I search and test products from all nations for placement within my Company's real estate portfolio. Times are hard at the moment, however rumour has it that I may find suitable candidates within these forums according to some of our clients who can't be named for legal reasons @BUDMAN @TBB and @Sammy. Does anyone know how to get in touch with @Icequeen???

Strangely I'm like you (ONLY IN THIS), I watch next to no MSM and when I do it's usually documentaries, I haven't watched a film in over 25 years, what I know about them comes from glimpsed articles on other sources. People are quite shocked that I've never watched some of the dross they appear hooked on, it's not snobbery, I'm genuinely not interested. I don't recognise hardly any of the so called 'stars' and prefer reading and music, everyone to their own. So where's my promised fishing video m...rfckr?, I've waited over a year, you want to be a guide ?? well find a rod and a stream. Pizzas and Sammiches are getting you away from the important things in life, AND I DON'T WANT IT SHOT IN THE NUDE, pick a cold day. ps Please don't use any tomatoes in the next few cookery videos, lets keep your ratings high.

Errr? one picture isn't a collection, any more examples ? (but no more self portraits please), is she 'hot' ??? @TBBand @Timmah! are always ready for nude posing, but most of us prefer them clothed.

This is no response FU

FFS ever heard of Netflix ????

Just checking you got the money lovely lady what else would he want your number for ? You never gave it to me after 100's of requests (Pengy only had to ask 3 times? )

@Timmah! has graduated frim 'HIGH' school years ago.

So no peanut butter for him eh?, luckily you still seem supple looking at your surfing picture

OMG ???? with or without peanut butter, that is the question (Shakespeare)

Ah the old Lounge Lizard looking for 'extras' ????

There is a quick way, just stick 200 dollars in an envelope and give it to @Roxy!, worked fine for me.

That's very good, I can splice both rope and wire (hard) haven't forgot the basics in nearly 50 years, I can tie knots too.

In the last frame you just catch a glimpse of the peanut butter stains (at least I hope they are ???? )