RobMc

Give Dot a kiss for me

Love all versions of the Thirty Nine steps, and the book, and cowboys ( we still allowed to call them that ? not cowpersons ?)

Once in 18 months ????????? In that case my sex life is AWESOME

As it appears a lot of you believe everything by any fckr knowledgeable experts, old Rob has spotted a gap in the market in the idiot world. Without any permission whatsoever by the management I offer my considerable expertise, learning and experience practice in the following, for a very reasonable fee, paid in points in order I can invest it for the future (fcking Bogleg). :- Counselling - Regular readers will realise just how compassionate I am, perfect for sorting out any cunt troubled person in any situation they may encounter in life, marriage problems, sex problems, in fact anything at all. I have a panel of perverts experts at my disposal to deal with the especially juicy difficult situations. A personal visit may be necessary or we could meet in the park at the toilets anywhere convenient. Babysitting - a newly acquired skill that I'm excelling at, locally known as 'The Burp Brother' milfs young mothers are flocking to my door, breastfeeling breastfeeding a speciality. Spelling and Grammar - Got a juicy tale to tell, let Rob run over it and make sure it's fit for idiots, I can include sexual references if desired for a small bonus. Drug or Alcohol problems ? - no hassle, I have access to some of the best dealers and off licences in the country, pm me for prices (joke) Worried about vice in your area? - no problem, Rob has access to some of the best pimps and cleanest girls in the UK, can also cater for Europe and looking for a suitable partner in the USA and Canada (@BUDMAN and @Chris?) cars supplied at trade prices. These are just a taste of what I can offer, special rates for lady members, no conspiracy theorists please.

Most of them, if you're having trouble getting to sleep (Couldn't resist Vincent and Didier)

Not 'hard' to believe ?

I'M AT THE FUCKING TOP

I would be 'gutted' - (get it)?

Loved them then and love them now, School my favourite

OK buddy, I've looked into it and apparently a street security camera spies on people and is fixed to something, whereas a flag is cloth, a floppy thing in the wind, and shite at taking pictures. Hope to have served you well, anything else puzzles you (like why you have six toes each foot) just PM me buddy

Unfortunately that is not one of my vices, tobacco and drugs hold no interest, I float on a sea of rum, happy am I, but I don't mind a bit what others do (paedophiles excepted), their lives.

Silly old Rob, I've got it all wrong, there has to be an undercurrent of conspiracy, otherwise how could the world be so fucked up ?, I've put a great deal of thought (and alcohol) into this project, here's my thoughts :- Everything bad that happens is down to 'Them', in 99% of cases this is the government of whatever country you live in, doesn't matter which country or party, despite a turnover that McDonalds would envy, they all think and act as one. This is obvious immediately by the observations of bodies such as the United Nations, working in harmony to fuck the world in complete agreement with every government on earth. Their inability to agree on even what coffee they drink in their restaurants is a testament to our ability to counter threats such as disease, alien invasion, and do popsicles encourage child poverty and grooming ? Once you've grasped the idea of 'them' conspiracy is a walk in the park, as them is any fckr who is not you - got it? So anything, and I mean anything, is the fault of 'them', which got me thinking, what horrors lurk in the world of idiots? are we being led on a wild bird (formerly known as Goose chase, until it became prejudicial to Geese ) chase. Are the senior Admins living under Denver airport ? Is Rockape secretly a cross dresser, formally known as 'transvestite' Is GG an alien ? using Angu5 as a front to convince us all humans aren't human ? Is Hammer secretly a Bigfoot living in Boston as a seemingly nice neighbour, when in fact he has a hidden agenda ? Do contrails mean the end of killstreaks ? Worrying times for us idiots, but you're in safe hands with Rob, never fear, I'll investigate for you

That's better poppet, fight back well done Uncle Rob

Good

First vaccine (Smallpox) William Jenner 1796, lets call it 1800 or the beginning of the 19th century, look below at life expectancy chart, coincidence?, I think not, yes there are other factors such as nutrition but many many people owe their lives to vaccination. Your comments below They weren't frozen in the first place, those are refrigerator temperatures on the box, freezing would ruin them "For Use under Emergency Use Authorizaztion" ,means that not given by amateur healthcare staff who get their knowledge from Google, a cover against suing Can i trust that print for missing punctuation. - Judging by the standards of spelling and grammar in this post probably not if you lot wrote it? I see a positive side to conspiracy/vaccine people, they won't bother us for long according to the chart below, let us play The Last Post

You type like a caveman, please learn to spell before spouting shit. Stand in the corner next to Hammer

Who needs Netflix ?????

OMG not you too ???? ffs we'll have to have a special conspiracy forum and convention next, ok just one tiny example Bubonic plague. The probably best known first pandemic, in the 13th century (aka Black Death), are you all suggesting this wasn't natural but was chemically engineered ?, before we had science? Woof (The sheepdog)

OMG that's funny Mike, reason is you'd probably get it ?

There's life Jim, but not as we know it ?

Best offer this year Big Boy

Why easy ? My dicks a foot long ?

In the end, so as not to miss my jab, I forwarded the text to my son, who then did it for me, it was far too long to copy down. So next Thursday I'll once more feel a little prick, it won't be the first that day.

Nice idea, but the fckrs will only say there's no such place as India, or it's on the underside of the flat earth and they'll fall off, you know how it goes by now.

Yea fckrs, you'll be telling me he's not real next and ruining Christmas morning