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Hey my birthday buddy, guess we have more in common than I thought. I too have copd . On oxygen at night and been taking prednisone for breathing seems like forever. NOT a good drug. Glad to see you playing again on cod5!
 

Hi,
I'm sorry to hear that.
They're trying a three-combination medication (Trixeo)on me  and emergency relief spray.
I use oxygen when moving/exerting myself and when going outside.
hope you will be "well" for a long time

Hey my birthday buddy, guess we have more in common than I thought. I too have copd . On oxygen at night and been taking prednisone for breathing seems like forever. NOT a good drug. Glad to see you playing again on cod5!
 

Saturday 26th around 2 pm EST. Figure out your time zone!!hahahaha
Spread the word, let's get the server full!!!
 

A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.


Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some w****r out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."





The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?"





"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied.





"Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked.





The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players."





"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff ."





"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?"

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were on their first visit to a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen a lift) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a very large old lady on a mobility scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous young blonde lady stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly.....'Son, go get your mother'

OMG 😅
While you two time me with Bio?? Rob isn't that easy
Wrong! Rob IS that easy, but my wife says not to get me too excited (spoilsport) strangely Rob has just got a new job delivering beer, pop in the back of the truck for a taster sometime.
 

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his frickin wife.'

Thats messing a health....
Donno why industries does these shifts , its always easier to have regular shifts even if its nights..
 

6am to 6pm first 2 days then 6pm to 6am the 3rd and forth day , off 3 days then reverse order and start all over again. that was my shift for over 10 years.

6am to 6pm first 2 days then 6pm to 6am the 3rd and forth day , off 3 days then reverse order and start all over again. that was my shift for over 10 years.

This is old now but still funny Key
 
 

Used to work a shift 5:30pm - 4am many years ago.  Add 45min commute each way, makes for a long day, hard on the body and mind after a while.  Never mind trying to get a regulated sleep when it's a rotation shift.
That was long ago, don't miss it.  I prefer my current straight day job.
Definitely agree it's not a shift for everyone but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Sounds like you got some good stories your holding back Rob LOL!

Been there, done that.....

I'm trying to sell all my old dogging equipment on eBay.

Not had any bids but there's loads of people watching.
 
 
ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!

Yeah bio will bite you! 

You got to get out of the house more Crunch and stay away from the pc lol
 

A husband took his wife to a disco one saturday night.

There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still f@@king celebrating!!
 
 
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was f**king skint."
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."

Keeps his wrists flexible Key, just need a good supply of those little blue pills

FFS while I've been gone has HXTR morphed into the Kapt who went missing for a while?? I'm a firm believer in AI, as an ex Idiot I always believed that most idiots intelligence was artificial, surely most of the fckrs couldn't have been born that crazy??
 You all know that Rob never ever spams (@Pink) or promotes conspiracy theories, indeed throughout the years I've managed to keep a level head. You can trust Rob entirely, remember I'm always open for consultation if a small amount is donated to my gambling account, must catch up after the layoff.
Depressed? follow my example, I took a job in a full size cuckoo clock, money was rubbish but it got me out of the house every hour.
Off to read something on contrails, on the news this morning, I'm fascinated