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Gatorgirl

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  1. hmmm, pot calling out the kettle, Lautaro?? lmao!
  2. After looking into this quite a bit and finding no bans I am glad to find out that you were getting kicked by punkbuster and were not banned. I understand Pvt Death helped you update your punkbuster and was able to get you to connect, thanks @ Pvt.Death Just a word of advice for you, it is very difficult to know exactly who we are talking to and to find out information when you use multiple nicknames. I would suggest getting with one and sticking to it. Hope to see you soon in the servers!
  3. Happy Birthday to my Angus!!!!!!!!
  4. Please be patient, we will get back to you on this as soon as possible. Thank you.
  5. Good one!
  6. Restarted by Gunny 7:50am
  7. Well, it's about time! Welcome back!
  8. Whatever you do, don't use Veet: Customer Review: After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
  9. Awesome!
  10. OMG lol
  11. I am thankful for @Rugger for building such a wonderful clan. I am thankful for for breaking and fixing everything. I am thankful for @@Sammy for the wonderful mods he has given us. I am thankful for @@BUDMAN for having someone to yell FU at after a bad day at work. And finally I am thankful for all of you for the wonderful friendships and fellowship that we get to share each time we log onto the servers!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
  12. You can order the hard copy online. I got mine on Amazon, then you don't have to bother with steam. http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Modern-Warfare-Game-Year/dp/B001CC8UBG/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1448551053&sr=1-1&keywords=call+of+duty+modern+warfare+pc
  13. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

  14. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

  15. still there, i just bumped it for you
  16. Welcome to the forums. Glad you like gaming with us. I have included some information for you on our membership. >XI< Clan Membership is by Admin Invite Only, If you are a regular player on our servers and are interested in joining >XI< then you will eventually get approached by a server admin, You must meet all the following requirements before you will be considered for clan membership, we also have an application process in place which allows all the admins the right to deny your application if your an asshole or a suspected hacker 1) Need to be registered on the site with a username and password for 3 months 2) Need to of made a minimum of 20 posts on the site(including an introduction post about yourself) 3) Need to use Mic in game 4) Need to have Teamspeak 3 setup + Discord 5) 18 years of age 6) Game name and website name must match 7) Need at least 100 hours of gaming time on our servers(you can check this through gametracker, if you need help find an admin) You must make a introduction post telling us about 9) Your GUID number must be clean on the PBBANS list. PBBANS.com If you have any questions please see an admin and they can help you out.
  17. So sorry to hear this, I hope you get back on track and back on the servers soon!
  18. I feel your pain. I had one that lived to age 21 and it was so hard to say goodbye. You're in my prayers!
  19. I still say we should get triple points for killing @iboomboom
  20. Seems to be for me anyway @@Sammy
  21. We should get triple points for killing @@iboomboom
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