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WldPenguin

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Everything posted by WldPenguin

  1. Some songs sound just so amazing in another language......
  2. Hope you're having an awesome birthday, Billy!
  3. Back of the bus, eh? That's where people get in trouble
  4. Welcome to our forums.....enjoy!
  5. A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'. Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." Wife replies, "Not tonight darling I have a sore head." Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine." Husband replies, "Too late, it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand."
  6. Glad to hear you'll be joining us on the COD4 servers
  7. A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
  8. I just recently acquired this game, so I'll stay out of the discussion as to when.......however, just let me know and if I'm available, I'll join in on the event, especially in order to finally get to shoot loader
  9. Glad you've been keeping us posted, dear......looking forward to having you is TS again soon!
  10. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...... best. movie. ever!
  11. Hope you've had an awesome birthday, AussieGirl!
  12. @TBB, I cannot tell you that.....it's classified
  13. Congrats! Welcome to the family, luke
  14. Congrats! Welcome to the family
  15. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
  16. Congrats, WarApe! Welcome to the family You'll fit in just fine around here lol.
  17. And welcome to our forums, Coastline
  18. I'm hoping he doesn't include the women in calling everyone son
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