WldPenguin

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5,000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

Here's to an awesome birthday!

Hope you have an awesome birthday!

Well, he joined it about a year ago, but apparently he didn't want to jump in too quickly with any posts and what have you

Hope your birthday was awesome, mon ami!

Hope you had a wonderful birthday, girlie!

Hope you've had a great birthday, Spartacus!

LOVE sniping..... can't wait to shoot ya!

Nope, no.....hadn't noticed..........

Don't worry, you'll have the advantage for at least a day or two

I believe WAW servers wear the clan tags in front of the name, actually. I'm sure some of the regular players or admins will confirm this? I recently purchased WAW also, Randall...... just haven't set it all up yet lol.

Wow, I go away for ONE hour, and all hell breaks loose over here!

Congrats & welcome, Dessy.....blue looks good on you!

Hope you have a wonderful birthday!

Hope you had a wonderful birthday, Weed!

Hope you have an awesome birthday, Damage!

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Budman! P.S. Bite me!

Here's to an awesome birthday, Sam!

Hope you have a great birthday, Cobra!

Here's to an awesome birthday, mrq!

Hope you had a great birthday, Mistty!

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, cho!

Here's to an awesome birthday, Overkill!