WldPenguin

Thanks so much, dadda!

Hope you're having an awesome birthday, Billy!

Back of the bus, eh? That's where people get in trouble

Welcome to our forums.....enjoy!

A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on 'washing machine'. Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." Wife replies, "Not tonight darling I have a sore head." Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine." Husband replies, "Too late, it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand."

Glad to hear you'll be joining us on the COD4 servers

Nice, SOB!

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

I just recently acquired this game, so I'll stay out of the discussion as to when.......however, just let me know and if I'm available, I'll join in on the event, especially in order to finally get to shoot loader

Glad you've been keeping us posted, dear......looking forward to having you is TS again soon!

OMG!

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...... best. movie. ever!

Hope you've had an awesome birthday, AussieGirl!

@TBB, I cannot tell you that.....it's classified

Congrats! Welcome to the family, luke

Congrats! Welcome to the family

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

Congrats, WarApe! Welcome to the family You'll fit in just fine around here lol.

And welcome to our forums, Coastline

I'm hoping he doesn't include the women in calling everyone son

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5,000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."