icymrquicky

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i went to the rider cup this year. some serious shit

we should have a "moment of silence" tomorrow. so we shouldn't use shout box.

we should have a "moment of silence" tomorrow. so we shouldn't use shout box.

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

we should have a "moment of silence" tomorrow. so we shouldn't use shout box.

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

we should have a "moment of silence" tomorrow. so we shouldn't use shout box.

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

icymrquicky I love your sig. Heffalump would be proud.

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
 
 
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
 
 
The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."
 
 
A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."
 
 
The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"
 
 
The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"

When I was younger I got around........a lot, my brother was always trying to pick up girls I went out with ( he was older than me)...don't know what his game was, but it was funny when he would strike out

If either of you have exchanged bodily fluids with her of any kind, that should be equal to calling dibs. Otherwise she is fair game for you both.
 
My brother once dated a girl when we were both in our early 20's that I had dated before him. He wasn't aware that we used to date until he was going through her photo albums and saw pictures of me with her. When he finally realized where her mouth had previously been he had a sick feeling in his stomach and broke up with her. The next time he saw me I received a dead-arm punch, but it was well worth it for the expression on his face.

im looking for a new game besides league of legends and minecraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LhSWjg99Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LhSWjg99Y

we leveled out a mooshroom island so i made a memorial! a baby mooshroom.

we leveled out a mooshroom island so i made a memorial! a baby mooshroom.