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AWESOME POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gonna get my wife another toyboy. that way she'll leave me alone

if you want a big girl, my wife's free.... or i wish she was.!!!! me, a handful is nice, but tbh it ALL has to do with the Personality, they have to conform to my will...er get on with me must have a very very vgsoh, and understand that i am a child, esp in the snow hehehehehe

Paella = go in fridge, throw all leftovers in pan, put rice in and cook slow basically, rice,peppers,chicken,prawns,peas,chorizo,squid,mussels, there's a couple more, but brain on fritz today, too early for me i was born to be in spain, i like the climate, i looooove tapas and paella, plz plz plz let me move over there chorizo sausage is DA BOMB baby yeh

lol, we all have been there

WELCOME.another one to the boobies maybe???? gl here, have fun

On modern warfare map witp where you all spawn in the same house, and all jump out of the window or the stairs, would it be possible to lose the roof on the spawn house, then all the twonks that STAY in the house to try and snipe(= no defrosting as always getting picked off as its a deattrap) have to leave and find a better place, cos when the map lasts 15 mins or more, and the people who actually push forward to win the map die, they are not waiting for the planks who have not got the brains to get out of there to aid the TEAM effort. Just my 2 pennies worth, as there is better and a LOT of safer places to snipe, ie standing in the open field, as all enemy snipers will concentrate on the house, and as the headless chicken i am, its really bloody annoying watching the same 3-4 guys die, respawn each other, stay there, die,defrost,die,defost. ?

ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO GET THE EARLY PATCHES FOR BF 1942? i have some, i just reinstalled it. thats the game i used to get me into all 1st player shootem up

The "Erectus Trouserious" or the trouser snake is the world's most dangerous snake. Colour varies from pink to black. It's fangless, average size 5-6 inches(although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on honesty of it's owner) it appears usually in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, it's hightly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting nine months! Some mutant species like yours are also known to attack men from behind.

lol. i only play ftag on modern warfare or server one and two. i think i remember planting bombs in a previous life, or capturing flags, or maybe that was someone else i wont upgrade my comp to black ops. cant afford to. but apparently getting a xbox at xmas so thats the version i'll play if any

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS to you and the family. what a horrible thing to happen to so innocent a person, and also at this time of year. god be with you all

tbh pandas are cute-kinda-, but koalas on the other hand.... if one of sits on ya lap you're fine, but after a panda, you'll need to use crutches.....

LMFAO, looved the baseball bat

if i get my copy back of a kids friend who "borrowed" mine, while i was at work, will the cdkey work?

SOUNDS bloody marvelous but i never have heard of making the oven use two different temperatures. my oven is as temperental as my wife. tbh, i looooove cooking as a bloke, my curry sauce takes 3.5 hours to make, yummy the currys themselves take about 30 -50 mins depends on what i'm making, but the base sauce is a cow.... i loove shopping and cooking... maybe i should get a set of mal's boobies as well thank god i understand what offside is, or i'd think i'm a freek, not just an idiot p.s. thanks for the new medal, only just saw i have it yippee yay oh

lol, well it will scar you for life that bad..... but sorry for that the server was telling me an error ocurred. HTTP Error 404.0 - Not Found The resource you are looking for has been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable this is what i keep getting?????? anyone know why?

lol, well it will scar you for life that bad..... but sorry for that the server was telling me an error ocurred.

lmfao. typically scottish yes??? at least the 3 i know are like that esp in the bloody pub.

1. they were bloody good. 2. i am now SCARRED for life. 3. NO mercy on the battlefield for shamu and never ever defrost him

happy birthday to y'all. ye ol' poops.

oooh ooh.... after my reformat, i haven't reinstalled, went to the other day and i couldnt find it............ long story short, after screaming at my kids, seems they have lent it to a freind. does this mean that i cannot reinstall it?? for the cd code? seems a shame as its my 2nd disk of it(kids broke 1st), and my wifes freind actually bought it for me for my birthday so her kid could play it when he came over do i need to BUY a new one?

tbh, he sounds like a foriegn yoda who skipped school. but prolly was a harmless kick for space

it (apparently) sent me an email, only i cant find it, or get it to give me another one

NAH. shoot it with an RPD!!!!!

BAH, EVEN THO I HAVEN'T BOUGHT OR FOUND THE GAME, i just ran can you run it, and found i fail on one thing, my Nvidia geforce 8500............. that biets the balls. my wife was going to get me it for xmas pressie of amazon. i hate my peice of shite