spinpuppy

WELCOME... again! Awesome post and you are a good player. Ill be in shortly to shoot holes in you!

Welcome to the forums!

Welcome to the forums!

Welcome buddy!

Whats nice about shotguns are the different loads available. The higher the number of the shot, or the pellets inside the shell, the smaller they are. And you can reload the empty shells yourself, say with rock salt, if you dont want to kill someone , load the gun with a salt shell first, then a 6 or 8 shot for number 2 and say 00 for the 3rd round. That 00 travels further, so you can hit em as they are running away

Well, Hello bossman! I guess I will fill the pumps for awhile

sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh Yer in. Welcome !!

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RIP, Another long time member passes. prayers to the family

Today there was a new innovative product announced..."THE V PACK" Similar to a camel back pack worn by our military, with the exception of it not being full of water, but Vagasil. These " Packs " will be handed out at the beginning of the map to those players that need it. Will save a lot of time when someone tells them to " Hit the Pump ", they will have a portable one on their back! I can not take credit for this, it was all @Streetcleaner !! GOOD JOB MAN!!

Dont drive or live where there is no snow (S hit N o O ne W ants)?

After attempting to think about this for a couple weeks now, and filling my house with the smell of burnt rubber while I was doing that...I have come to the conclusion that...I am my most favorite player! Fuck everybody else, and their fuckin eggs, and pumps, and wipes, and health packs

Nominate the biggest user of the pump? Is that what you want? Maybe I should start that post @McGrim Ya think? We could have it weekly, "MOST PUMP USE BY PLAYER". We can make a list. I'll be on it, i'm sure

wipe dispensers, like a tissue dispenser....you got something there @Mr_Wick. Those can just sit on a table, would't have to be bolted to a wall......GREAT IDEA !!!

@2_MANY_BEERS, I guess I will need to send him a PM about this. So hard to find good volunteer help these days. @HarryWeezer is failing on day one

Why Thank You COTP, Lets get the map completed quickly. Its needed in the DM2 server immediately

@HarryWeezer, since you are the ONLY idiot to STEP UP and volunteer for this non-paying, extremely important task that will guarantee the smooth, well lubricated, anti-itch, painless function of our servers on a day to day basis. I am now awarding you the medal of "Hero Player". You should see that on your chest here in a 1/2 hour or so. Hats of the HARRYWEEZER !!!! The new COTP! (Captain of the Pump)

Sorry to hear of this. I truly believe you are doing the right thing. My prayers are with you and your family

These particular pumps are full only when someone fills them. Here lately there has been a lot of use of the pumps. This is why a captain must be appointed to keep them full and to provide the location maps to the whiniest players. That would stop the question that is asked the most during gameplay..." Where is the pump on this map? So and So needs to hit it" It can be confusing for us idiots to find it, sometimes it would be in a particular house, or a windmill, along a fence line, in a tunnel..just could be anywhere. When you need to hit it, ya gotta get there quick. Personally, I don't hit it that much anymore. I just hate everybody and that's that.

1405 FUCK YEAH !!!!?

See, even an idiot can count to ten

It has come to my attention as of late that a lot of players, while in game, that need to "hit the pump" in fact do not know where the location of the pump is on that particular map. While on vacation this week, will team up with @2_MANY_BEERS to create a spreadsheet of sorts for distribution to our whiniest players so that they in fact will know where to go when that part of their anatomy needs a bit of relief. Also, this week I would like to appoint a " Captain of the Pump". This player will make sure that all pumps are full at the beginning of every day, so as they won't run dry during normal game play. If you are interested in being in this entry level position here at >XI<, please respond to this post! Thank you for your time.

Its just a chat box, and you now know how to count to ten, the rules won't be changed just for you, soooooo...come back in the server and I will kick your ass! See, I just made another post! I'm up to 1402 now!

You just buy a new copy. Cheap game now. Come to dm2 server I will put any map on just for you!

and......the driver prolly lost his job