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"Frankly, my dear @Scarlett, I don't give a damn (Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind)." Lol. Welcome to >XI<. Ayaq

Sweet Angelz, I think @hxtr meant "fellatio." Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Hey Joe, buddy, welcome to >XI<! You should start a wrecking business; on the doors of your truck you can have big decals that scream "Joe Camel Tow." Lol. Ayaq

What the heck, Hexter, ol' buddy, ol' pal? She's got something against people texting, so she had to kill someone who was? WTF? Lol. Ayaq

@Darth Revan? No, Stephanie, no!! Johnny No. 5 is alive! No dis-assemble, no-disassemble!! I agree with @Raven. If it walks like a Stephanie and talks like a Stephanie, it must be a "Stephanie." By the way, do you know who to spell "Raven?" Ask @RobMc, the resident Webster's 9th Collegiate Dictionary guru. Lol. Ayaq

Hey, Hellkid, you blimey Aussie, you! Take a ride on The Ghan to celebrate. Have a great birthday, buddy. Ayaq

Man, I feel the love!!! Donna Summers, anyone? LMAO, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and you Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<. Ayaq

Ayaq is still here, you crazy buggers and buggeresses! Been out for a bit, will be on more. Love you all. Ayaq

Thanks everyone, for the birthday wishes. Love you all, you know . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday! I was gonna type "Nostra-doofus," but decided against it. It is, after all, your birthday, sir. Wishing you many more. Ayaq

"Dedman Walking?" These boots are made for walking . . . and that's just what they'll do . . . one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you . . . Happy birthday! Ayaq

"Hefty-Hefty-Hefty!" "Timpie-Timpie-Timpie!" Happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq

"Pig-Low . . . sweet chariot . . ., coming forth to carry mead home . . ." Hey buddy, Pig-Low's flock doesn't say "baaaaahhhhh" like the normal and proverbial sheep does. When his private flock sees him coming, they all cry out "Naaahhhh!! Naaahhh!!" Hmm? Ayaq

Welcome to the club, Sweetheart! Keep killing @SGTScott, @SGTSmeg, and @moron_6 in the FT1 Server. And oh yeah, Sweet @Sally, Sweet @sandradee2 Anne, and Sweet yaddas, yaddas, yaddas. Ayaq

You're gonna have to make the neck size "Xtra-Large" so my big head'll fit through the opening. Lol. Your scooter can go "about 8x faster than a drunken Scot can crawl;" that's a good one! "Drunken Scot" is kinda redundant, isn't it? In the same way that "Sober Scot" is an oxymoron? A myth? Lol--hope I didn't offend any sober OR (more-than-likely) drunken Scots here. Wait--I loved the movie "Braveheart," what am I saying? Incidentally, buddy, we Yanks didn't "carry off" your women--they begged us to take 'em along for the ride back home! Still lol-ing. Ayaq

Welcome back, Hammered Tim. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Corseted Man!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq

Laughing my frickin' ass off, Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc!! Let me mentally-construct the appropriate response . . . you should be able to hear the "clanging" sound all the way over there. "Over there . . ., over there . . . you better stand up and beware . . . yes, the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming . . ." Wait, we damn Yanks have already been there--twice!! Lol. If you leave your corn-flake box open for a few days, bud, they won't be so dry and crunchy. Lol, love you, you crazy bastige, in a--well, you know. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Aflac!! Hope your day is splendid. Ayaq

Happy birthday, and wishing you many more! Ayaq

(In "Fat Albert" voice, by the illustrious Bill Cosby. "Hey, hey, hey!!" Happy birthday, buddy! Ayaq

Cindy Lauper fans, anyone? To whit: "I see your true colors, and that's why I love you . . ., your true colors, true colors . . ., are shining through . . ." Ayaq

What? I didn't think @RobMc's post was outta line. LMAO!! JK, you manly men-of-men, you! Not you, Sixgun--Run D.M.C. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday to you!! Wishing you many more. Ayaq

What John, Dear typed, plus 1! Hope it's better than you've hoped. Ayaq P.S. - "Happy Delivery Day" to your Mom, too!!