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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Happy birthday, gentlemen, and wishing you many more. Ayaq
  2. Sweet @Icequeen, where's your video clip of Michael Jackson scarfing down popcorn?! It's priceless, and appropriate for this thread. I'm gonna pop some now, lol. Thanks in advance . . . Ayaq
  3. Frickin' asshole was trynna make a field goal with the unconscious guy's head. The unconscious guy's Guardian Angel pushed the asshole down. Lol. Ayaq Cc: @RobMc
  4. Did any of you see the footage of the Falcon Heavy rocket launch a couple of days ago, and the autonomous vertical landings of its two boosters? Utterly fantastic. You can see the clips at the www.space.com website. Amazing stuff. Ayaq
  5. Happy birthday, Skull-dee and Testicles! I hope your days are awesome. Ayaq
  6. Hey, if we're gonna insult each other, we're in the wrong thread . . . Just ask @RobMc and @VHS2, my buddies. Lol. Arm wrestle? Spelling contest? Geography quiz? Wrestle? Lol. Ayaq
  7. Barron, sir, and with all due respect, this is a United States of America issue, and has to do with our national security, sir. Please butt out, sir. Ayaq
  8. Aww, Sammy, you di-int! You dissin' Kurt Russell? Hmm? Inquirin' minds wanna know. Ayaq
  9. Hey Hooker, buddy, "long time no-see." Haven't seen a post from you in so long, I thought you got arrested for soliciting again. You, in your cherry-red, 6-inch stilletos. Lol. And bright yellow bikini. And blue eye shadow. And fake, 3-inch eyelashes. And @RobMc looking at you hard from the dim corner, the one with the street lights shot out. Yeah, you. Lol Ayaq
  10. Hey buddy, how come you gosh-darned Brits always spell "rumor" wrong? Hmm? You nitrous-oxide-fueled scooter-riding bludger, you!! Lol. Love you, bud, in a way, you know . . . Lol, yet again. Ayaq Update: Googled "bludger." I don't think the moniker fits you, not like your purple thong bikinis. Lol. Love ya, bud.
  11. Happy birthday to the two of yous (in Joe Pesci voice), ala "My Cousin Vinny," you two yoots. Lol. And many more. Ayaq
  12. By the way, I woulda dispatched that Salty with one shot from my Remington semi-auto .30-06, with a 10-round clip of 180 grain soft-points, with 9 rounds to spare. (In Yoda voice) "AR-15 on steroids, it is!" Wouldn't need Leopold variable scope, would use open sights courtesy of high-scope mounts. True, 'dat. Ayaq Cc: @RobMc, and his imaginary friend, "Scotex." P.S. - Lol.
  13. Man, give those steaks to Ayaq, @Bosun! I've been accused of being a "good cook" by more than several persons. People? Lol Ayaq
  14. @TheHammer, if this is your way of getting accolades or newfound respect, it's not working . . . Just sayin'. 'Nuff, already. I'm a-gonna be like @J3st3r and call you "Hxtr, Jr." from now on, like it as you may. Ayaq
  15. (In Ernie voice) "Hi, Burt." Ayaq
  16. Okay, Billy Ray Cyrus. Ayaq
  17. Hey, @Liquid_poop, can you please change your sig, or whatever the frick you call it (techno-noob here). The image of the guy in the bathroom is gross. We have ladies present. Thank you in advance, sir. (?) Ayaq Edit: Don't bother, I'm going to ignore your posts.
  18. Welcome to the >XI< forums, Mr. Trump. Ayaq
  19. Hey @RobMc, "bro," you'd probably have to hit your nitrous-oxide boost on your scooter if you saw that coming, huh? Nice post, @Timmah!. Ayaq
  20. (To the tune of "Welcome Back Kotter," and in Yoda voice) "Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaa-aaaccckkkkk, you are."
  21. Was that an MRI taken of the inside of @HAMM3R's skull? Just wonderin' . . . Ayaq Cc: @RobMc
  22. Is that where Hxtr went, to modeling school? Lol, sorry Hxtr, ol' buddy, ol' pal--I know you're not here to defend yourself, nor are you here to hit the "like" button. I'm gonna delete this post . . . Damn, "backspace" key stopped working. Ayaq
  23. How about asking him if he has any Prozac and Valium. Mycoxafloppin? Lol. Ayaq
  24. Happy birthday to the two of yous! Ayaq
  25. Happy birthday to Sweet Milla, the Killa from Manila!  Hope you have a great day, Sweetheart.

    Ayaq

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