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Thank you, ma'am, same to you, and Happy Valentines Day to the other Lovely Ladies of >XI<, and heck, even to the Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<. Ayaq

What Sweet Sally said, +1. Ayaq

Happy birthday, @kleinehexe, and happy birthday to you, Sir Johnny. Ayaq

@Groot, phone home . . . . Ayaq

Thanks for your original post, @codpiece. Pretty damn touching, indeed. Ayaq

How 'bout "Nut-Sacos?" Ayaq

Go Patriots!! My son (who is a Junior at Indiana University right now--Go Hoosiers!!) has always been a huge Patriots fan. So much so that we flew several years from Anchorage, Alaska to Oakland, California (yech!) to see the Patriots whoop-arse against the Raiders. As a side note, I went to use the restroom after the game, but turned quickly around when I saw that EVERY SINGLE SINK was full of puke. I decided I could hold it 'til we got back to the hotel room. A few years ago, on out trip to New York City, Boston, and Portland, Maine, we took a one-hour train ride to Foxborough, Massachusetts (I think that's how you spell it) to see the Patriots in training camp. My son was in absolute Heaven! Go Patriots!! Ayaq

Heheaheheahaehehehahehehhehahae!! Thanks for the post, @TBB, buddy!! Good laughs! Ayaq

Happy birthday, @woody. I loved you in "Cheers." Go Patriots!! Ayaq

What, pray tell (or maybe pray DON'T tell) was she measuring, Run D.M.C.? Hmm? LMAO!!! Your patient wife must really love you. Hehehehaehaheheahaehahah! Sorry, bud, Beelzebub made me do it. Ayaq P..S. - Darn you, Run D.M.C., you got me distracted from the topic of the original thread. P.P.S. - Sweet @Giggles, I said a prayer for you.

@FRENCHI, buddy, you forgot to post the pic of you riding your favorite car. Thanks again to @pwrcrzy52 for the original post, which is titled "Frenchi's Car." Lol. Ayaq P.S. - In all seriousness, nice pics, bud. P.P.S. - But I like your car better. P.P.P.S. - And it's good to see a regular pipe in your mouth and not your bong. P.P.P.P.S. - Heheaheahehaehhhahhehaehehehahea!

Sir @baldie, the first joke, while bordering on "blasphemy," was funny as Hell. Lol--forgive the oxymoron, as if going to "Hell" could be funny. The second one, sir, was both funny and gross at the same time, if that's at all possible. Lol, yet again (ibid). Ayaq

Wow, amazing pics, @AlphaDog. @deerejon, aka "John, Dear," took the words right outta my mouth. I visited the Niagra Falls (about 70 miles from Toronto) in 2003 on "the Canadian side." The surveyors delineating the boundary between the U.S. and Canada most certainly were Canadian; how else could you explain the little "trickle" on the U.S. side and the magnificent "Horseshoe Falls" on the Canadian side of the border? It's hard to believe that that massive volume of water could freeze like that. Thanks for sharing. Ayaq

@SirThunder , sir: "There was thunder . . . lightning . . . the way you love me (no, not me, silly) is frightening . . . you gotta knock-knock-knock, on wood . . ., bab-ay . . ." Or something like that. Welcome to the Clan. Ayaq

LMFAO, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.," and @J3st3r, aka "Dickhead." LMFAO again, Eric, just kidding bud. Donna Summers song "I Feel Love" is bouncing around in my head right now . . . Crazy bastiges. Seriously though, @Helio, that's a cute pic, even though I absolutely abhor cats. Lol. Not really, but mostly. Ayaq

Hey, give @siDARKde a "Bitch" medal. Heh, heh. So I won't feel so lonely. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday to you fine gentlemen, and @Hogan. Lol, JK, bud. Happy day especially to you (from me, anyway). Ayaq

Looks like he's just warming up his dinner. Lol. Just kidding, maybe? Ayaq

It's all about that @Bas, about that Bas, no treble . . . Happy day to you, dude. Ayaq

Hey, it's Half-a-Ton's birthday!! Happy birthday, buddy, and many more to ye. Ayaq

Hey, buddy, wishing you a big "Happy Birthday!!" And many more to you, Sir (?). Ayaq P.S. - And by the way, Sir Luke, that's great--you don't look a day over 75! Lol.

Lol. Believe it or not, there's some loving thought going into this thread, @hxtr. (Laughing quietly) Ayaq