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Nice one, Spin. See @RobMc, that's the kind of "sage advice (or "sage quips," in this case)" I'm looking for from you, bud! Lol. Ayaq

Hey Sweetheart? Don't give up on hope. Going through sad times makes you appreciate the happy times even more. This is my steadfast belief: our God only gives you as much pain as you can bear-never more. I'm trying my best to be "good enough" to see my loved ones again--but in Heaven this time. You've been through a lot, and there's more to go through. Hang in there, and treasure the happy times with those which you hold most dear. God bless you. Sincerely Yours, Monsignor AyaqGuyaq>XI< P.S. - Blasphemy!! He's no "Monsignor!" P.P.S. - Shut up, Mr. Hyde!! P.P.P.S. - Lol. Just trying to put a little smile on your face, Sweetheart.

Happy birthday, Corporal Putz. Sorry, first thing that came to mind. Hope you have an awesome day, sir. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Icarus!! The first of many more!! Ayaq

Ice Queen Herb-Bobbitt? Poor @EastCoast50, I'm siding with you, bud--I "suffered (and how, did I suffer!)" through one divorce, too. The other divorces were easy, but that one hurt. Lol. I've only been married once. How does that saying go? "You get married the first time for lust, and you get married the second time for love?" Help me out here Run D.M.C., aka "@RobMc," your Sageness . . . Believe it or not, I am at a complete loss for words. Ayaq P.S. - Me, at a loss for words?

@icequeenherb and @EastCoast50, I'm not necessarily laughing at all the posts--I'm laughing at all the "FU" emojis that you two are throwing back 'n forth. That, Strapping Gent (?) of >XI<, sir, and you, you Lovely Lady of >XI<, ma'am, is why I am making my mark. The "FUs" between you two are funny, but made in great fun, I'm sure. "Surely, you must be joking." "No, I'm not joking, and stop calling me 'Shirley.'" Donna Summers, baby: "I Feel Love." Love you guys and guy-esses, in a "non-gay kinda way," of course. I had to type that for @RobMc's benefit, just for clarification . . . Lol. Ayaq

Yes, sir, you deserve a medal, all right . . . Do we have a "Straight-Jacket-Worthy Medal?" Better yet, how 'bout the same bloke that gave me a "Bitch Medal" pin one on Run D.M.C.'s ass . . . Right buttock, even. Lol. Love ya man, in a--well, you know. Ayaq

Sir Run D.M.C.--I asked for "sage" advice, sir, not "outrage" advice. Lol, buddy. After a coupla reads, I think I'm pretty close to figuring out what it is that YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY!! Lol, bud, I'm not a fan of "all caps" either. Ayaq

You pushed potentially-important topics down for that? At least make it funny. Consult @JohnnyDos for tips that are sure to work. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Marked Man. Many more to you, sir. Ayaq

Okay, you came in with an alias, but I remembered you, Jimmy. Now you say your name is "Back?" Confusion reigns!! The paupers are rising up in revolt!! Wait, where in the (expletive) did that come from? Lol. @Lovyan, please help me out here, Sweetheart: "I'm the Sweet Jimmy, the only Sweet Jimmy, I'm the real Jimmy, will the real Jimmy, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up . . ." Ayaq cc: @RobMc, buddy, we need some sage advice here. P.S. - Can't wait for Run D.M.C.'s response (giggling and giddy with anticipation). Lol.

Hey, buddy, you must be referring to @EastCoast50 and @icequeenherb, right? Just guessin'. Ayaq P.S. - Domestic Violence is no laughing matter, really. My "delete" or "backspace" keys don't seem to be working, however.

Hey, Power? Congratulations, buddy. You, sir, are a rarity around these-here parts 'cause you treat people with respect. You are about as rare to find as a frog's hair. Lol. Ayaq P.S - Hey, Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and Lovely Ladies of >XI<, I forgot to say I was mostly kidding. Lol. P.P.S. - @pwrcrzy52, I forgot to mention the song I used to type AND/OR sing to you was: "I got da Powa!! It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin' kinda hectic . . . It's gittin', it's gittin', it's gittin' kinda hectic . . ." P.P.P.S. - LMFAO!!

Hi, Jimmy. Your thread title reminds me of that slow song (can't remember the band's name), but read the following slowly and act sadly: "If you don't know me by now . . . . . . ., you will never-never-never-never know, me . . . . ." Or something like that. Lol, Jimmy. Ayaq

Happy birthday, @gingersnaps! Oh Gingersnaps, snaps, snaps, went to the track, track, track, to run some laps, laps, laps . . . Hope it's awesome. Ayaq

Happy birthday, @PDizzle, from Ayaq and PDiddy. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Russo The Rube. Have many more. Ayaq

@FRENCHI, where's that post with you in "the world's smallest car," you know, where you're smoking your pipe? And I said it was a welcome change from your bong? Ayaq

Sweet @Lovyan (please stand up?), heart-felt condolences. Your Grandma and Grandpa were handsome. You must be drop-dead gorgeous because (in Minnesotan accent, even though I'm in Alaska) "Genes tend to skip a generation, don't ya know." I thank your Grand-Dad for his service. Ayaq

You might ask the doc to throw in a rabies and distemper vaccination, too. Lol, TBB--you blighter, you! Ayaq

@TBB--the key word here, sir, is "afterwards." Nice one, BDS. Ayaq

Careful, @Mr_Wick, I've heard it from a reliable source (i.e., @EastCoast50) that Peaches 'N Herb likes to lace her "sammiches" with arsenic. According to Mr. Coast, Peaches thinks arsenic is absolutely acceptable to use because it's listed on the Periodic Table of Elements. Just a word of warnin'. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweetheart. Say "hello" to hubby @Dark Asylumn, and give your baby a kiss on the cheek from all of us. Ayaq

He's not kidding: BDS's "FUs" are invariably single-malt and aged in oak barrels for AT LEAST 12 years . . . Lol. Everyone but me, right BDS? BDS? Buddy? LMAO!! Ayaq

Happy day to you, sir. If you drive a Nissan truck, you have the "Lost Frontier." Incidentally, the State of Alaska (49th state in the Union, followed shortly thereafter by Hawaii) is known as the "Last Frontier." The medium explored by the space ship Enterprise in "Star Trek" was known as the "Final Frontier." The "junk" in @TBB's trousers is known as the "___________________ Frontier." Fellow >XI< idiots and idiot-esses, I implore you to fill in the blank. As the illustrious Alfred Hitchcock would say, "Thank you, and good night." Ayaq cc: @RobMc, @tsw 8.5, @bds1961, @SGTSmeg, @LtLaszlo, @AthenA, @Icequeen, @NumNutz, @deerejon, @JohnnyDos, @Joe Canadian, @Jeroen v.2, @HookerHeels, @7Toes, @PimpedOutPete, @Trailrtrash, @J3st3rXI, @Hell--ALL Y'ALL!!!