AyaqGuyaq
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Rob has so much "incriminating stuff" on his hard drives that he: Uses a 6.5 kilogram sledge hammer to smash it, then; Uses heavy-duty shears to cut the disk to shreds, and finally; Sends the remnants to "Frank's Family-Friendly Crematorium" for the coup-de-grace (with an apostrophe above the second "e"). Geez, bud. In a rare moment in history, I'm with Sweet @Angelz on this one: what you got to hide? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
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Huh? What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? I've got plenty of estrogen pills left . . . Ayaq
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Oops, I was gonna recommend Viagra to help your "Junior," until I read your post. I don't use Fake Book, otherwise I would (wood?), bud. Ayaq
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Being, happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq
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Happy birthday, Truck. Keep on truckin' to more birthdays. Ayaq
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Heck with that, Sweet Lovyan, I'm thinking fried chicken! Lol, just kidding (no, I'm not). Ayaq
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Happy belated birthday, Mr. @baldie. Hope you're a gentlemen with a receding hairline, because women can be "bald" too, you know (wink, wink). Many more to you, sir. Ayaq
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Thank you, Sweet @Lovyan, for reincarnating" the original post, which I missed. Happy belated birthday, Bromo, and wishing you many more. Ayaq
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Happy belated birthday, Spaiss, the Final Frontier . . . Ayaq
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Ooops, missed the post. Happy birthday, Exodus. Ayaq
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Happy day, happy day. And wishing you many more. Ayaq
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Phoenix911's B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AyaqGuyaq replied to moron_6's topic in User Announcements
Hey, Phoenix, nephew of Stevie Nicks, happy birthday, bud. Ayaq -
Hey, buddy, all you need is some ham to go with those green eggs. "Weed 'n Feed, I am?" Lol. Nice pastels, just like the inventor of pasteurization, Louis Pastel. Ayaq
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Dadda, I've been there as the victim of Sweet @Sally's "pinching" my defrosts. Lol..
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Happy day to you, sir. Ayaq
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Yeah, what he said. Nice intro. Ayaq
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Hey, let's not forget our buddy @FRENCHI . . .
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LMAO, @LOCO! Great post, bud. Ayaq
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I thought he said "Puta." El Mas Loco. Ayaq
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Happy day to you, sir. Ayaq
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Great nomenclature! Happy birthday, Ms. Socks. Ayaq
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Happy birthday, you potty-mouth, you. Lol. Love ya, Sweetheart. Have a great day, eh? Ayaq
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Lol, @bds1961, true dat. In my case, my wife filed for divorce immediately after her hysterectomy. I don't blame her entirely, however--I place most of the blame on my alcoholism. Yeah, way to open an old wound, "buddy." Lol. Ayaq
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LMFAO, @Hans! Some REALLY funny ones in there--thanks for the post. @RobMc, check it out, bud, and see if you don't laugh hard. Ayaq
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Happy birthday, Mad Monk Disease! Many more to you, sir. Ayaq
