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Happy birthday, Mr. Duck. "Revenge is a DISCH best served cold . . ." Or sumptin' like that. @TBB told me to, sorry. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. Poison. When your girlfriend (wife) is tired of your "coital" activities, does she yell "Get the lead out!!"? Lol. Many more, por favor (Ayaq's rhyme of da day). Ayaq

Happy birthday, you animal, you! Many more. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Raisin' Arizona. Many more to ye. Ayaq

Hey, Taco St. Loco!! Happy birthday, buddy! Ayaq

Buddy, how 'bout setting up your camp in Glasgow? Must be some William Wallace descendants "up there" somewhere. Or how 'bout "across the pond" in York, Pennsylvania? Lol, JK, love ya in a, you know . . . Ayaq P.S. - Gotta check my history on exactly where "York" is; I believe it's in PA. (in Minnesotan voice) "We have a Lafayette Square in our nation's capitol, don't ya know?" P.P.S. - Still lovin' ya, man!!

Gentlemen, he's asking about .22LR pistols, not what you have in other calibers ("calibres" if you're @RobMc or @AthenA--you know, the type that spells "caliber" the wrong way?). I HAD a S & W .22LR revolver, but got rid of it because it was inaccurate and way to loud for a .22LR. I HAVE a Ruger Mark I .22LR, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! Not nearly as loud, feels natural in your hand (because of the grip angling, don't ya know?), and is PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE! Great action, nicely constructed, and fun to shoot. I have other pistols, but I am, as usual, on point. Respectfully submitted (again, as usual, mostly), Ayaq

Happy birthday, Drag Queen Killer. Hope your day is fantastic. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Road Kill. Wait, we already have one of those: how about "Rouge Kit?" Hmm? Many more to you, eh? Ayaq

Happy birthday, Grave Digger. Many more for your loving Clan, please. Ayaq

Happy birthday to Sir Rugger, Oracle of Shakes-His-Head-A-Lot! No, not that head! Many more, por favor (I'm not Spanish--I think that's how you spell it). One of my favorite hunting rifles is a Rugger .10-22, resplendent with stainless steel barrel and laminated stock--a $450 gem, mind you, or about the "exact same" I paid for the Leopold Golden Ring II variable scope for my Remington.30-06 (you know, the one I've mentioned in my Sasquatch tales? You got me muted, Willis?). As a side note, I think you've been misspelling "Ruger" this whole time . . . Love ya, man (non-gay kinda way, of course. Wouldn't wanna make my buddy @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C." jealous, don't ya know (in Minnesotan voice). Ayaq

Happy birthday, Abu. Loved your songs "Knowing Me, Knowing You," "S.O.S.," "Mama Mia," and "Take a Chance on Me." Hope your day is great. Ayaq

Welcome to >XI<, "Peaches 'N Herb." Ayaq

My buddy, I was thinking of building a hot-air balloon out of common tissue paper--2-ply, with "comforting ribs," to float across the pond to visit you. With my luck, my balloon will catch on fire, and it will rain, and I will be grateful for the water to douse the flames. However, continuing with my luck, my now-sodden airship will come crashing down--probably in Oregon. They have Sasquatches in Oregon I've heard, too, sir. My luck, my basket will come crashing down on one Sasquatch's head, and he's gonna be pissed!! Lol. Love ya, bra. Ayaq

Will the real Sweet Lovyan please stand up? Hmm? @Angelzhas me investigating you, now. @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.," has already been vetted. Yes ma'am, he qualifies--somewhat more seriously than I'd care to admit--as an actual, bona fide ">XI< Idiot," of the first order, even. Love you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and you Lovely Ladies of >XI.< Ayaq

Frenchi, my French-speaking buddy, you, he didn't say "fellatio." Is that why your emoticon is smiling? Hmm? @rusothenoob, you see what you started? You beg for a medal, and other beggars follow suit . . . Noticed lots 'o members begging for this or that lately. Maybe >XI< needs a "Begging Medal." Just a suggestion. Lol, Crazy Bastiges and Lovely Ladies of >XI<. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweet Bomber! Many more to you, Sweetheart. Ayaq

Hey, the guy grew up in Alaska, but that's not a reflection on ALL Alaskans. Right, @RobMc? Hmm? Echo . . . echo . . . echo . . . Foxtrot . . . foxtrot . . . foxtrot . . . Golf . . . golf . . . golf . . . Crazy bastiges . . .bastiges . . . bastiges . . . On a sidenote, Run D.M.C., I'm not fishing now because we have the remnants of a Japanese hurricane (they call them "cyclones" in the Pacific) blowing with winds of 60 m.p.h. right now. I'm know I'm gonna die someday, but I don't wanna do it today. Lol. Ayaq

Hey, come on, now!!! "Trimming the verge" is @TBB's specialty--he just borrows my clippers. I gotta start billing him for all the rubbing alcohol I use to sterilize them, however. Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Nice intro, @Pingfuzzboi. Quick question, though: Is Gary chewing on something, or are those his balls jiggling? Just wunderin'--and HookerHeels was REALLY wunderin'.

Happy day to you, Sabre (spelled "Saber," if you're anything but English or Canadian). I see you got a birthday from Sweet @Lovyan, as well. Or was it her husband hi-jacking her >XI< account, yet again? Yes I'm the Sweet Lovyan, the only Sweet Lovyan, will the real Sweet Lovyan please stand up, please stand up, please stand up . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday (sung to the tune of "Welcome Back Kotter"), Funky-Josh, Funky-Josh . . . Funnkkkyyyy-Joooooosssshhhh . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, @Syckle. If you ever find yourself locked up in jail, and find the jail food so intolerable that you can't hold it down and end up regurgitating all the time . . . you would have "Syckle Cell Bulemia." Sorry, bud, just had to. Lol. Have many more birthdays, huh? Ayaq

Sweet, @Sixgun! The closest I came was my ball drained right past the hole and left me with a 2" putt--at 2" putt! For anyone else, that woulda been a "gimme," of course, but my older brother (now deceased) was there, so I had to tap it in. Lol! Aren't ALL older brothers like that? Congrats to you, Sir Sixgun, Duke of Holes-A-Lot!! Ayaq

Welcome to da club, @blackcat. What @FRENCHI said, plus 2--one for me and one for my buddy, @TBB. Ayaq

You frickin' guys crack me up, man. Nice jokes, @JohnnyDos, invariably, nice jokes, bud. You frickin' guys. Ayaq