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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If each letter is given a value, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. And a total word is valued by its letters.... Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% And A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.
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Congress gets kidnappedA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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Don't pull out of a side road in front of a tank...
Dogg replied to Lunkster's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
If this ain't the time to make a joke about women drivers, when is????!!!! -
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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Windows 8.1
Dogg replied to Dogg's topic in Call of Duty: World At War's Call Of Duty: World At War Discussion
LOL. It screwed up other thing on her PC and she spend over a hour with Microsoft tech and could not fix it. Then she talked to our clan techie and he had it up and running in 10 minutes. Our clan leader removed PB from our servers. Thanks for the help. Jon (Dogg) -
I have a couple of clan mates that would like to play on the Freeze tag server (WAW), but are having issues with PB. One does not have PB loaded. Tried to get on TS but need password. Any help Please Dogg
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I resemble that!!!
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Merry Christmas to all my XI friends Hope y'all have a Dogg gone good day with friends and family Jon
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The only ice I want when fishing is in the beer cooler
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I'll have to try that on Mrs. Dogg
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Oh yeah, funny but true
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High lighted it and read fine
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Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Black letters cant read it
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2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What Happens Next
Dogg replied to JohnnyDos's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
I'm the one on the left. not the monkey but the unequal pay -
Ft Password
Dogg replied to Dogg's topic in Call of Duty: World At War's Call Of Duty: World At War Discussion
Ok, Thanks Jon aka: OFS Dogg -
Hi y'all OFS Dogg (or JLDogg) here, I thought it was about time I got registered here and say hello. I really enjoy playing on your freeze tag servers both COD4 and WaW . All of your members have made feel welcome (well most ) and I am feeling comfortable enough to start joking around with you guys and gals. You have great bunch of people here and I hope to be able to play with you for a long time. Jon