Dogg

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If each letter is given a value, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. And a total word is valued by its letters.... Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% And A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.

Congress gets kidnappedA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

If this ain't the time to make a joke about women drivers, when is????!!!!

Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.

LOL. It screwed up other thing on her PC and she spend over a hour with Microsoft tech and could not fix it. Then she talked to our clan techie and he had it up and running in 10 minutes. Our clan leader removed PB from our servers. Thanks for the help. Jon (Dogg)

My friend, Hippokiller's PC auto updated to Windows 8.1 and now PB kicks her out of the XI servers. Has tried to redo the PB but still gets kicked. Any suggestions? Thanks Jon (Dogg)

I have a couple of clan mates that would like to play on the Freeze tag server (WAW), but are having issues with PB. One does not have PB loaded. Tried to get on TS but need password. Any help Please Dogg

My pc crashes on Red Dawn also.

I resemble that!!!

Merry Christmas to all my XI friends Hope y'all have a Dogg gone good day with friends and family Jon

The only ice I want when fishing is in the beer cooler

I'll have to try that on Mrs. Dogg

Oh yeah, funny but true

High lighted it and read fine

Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black letters cant read it

I'm the one on the left. not the monkey but the unequal pay

No Problem Bro I'm computer illiterate and keyboard incompetent Jon

Ok, Thanks Jon aka: OFS Dogg

I'm sure it will be an awesome server like all your others. IF I can ever get it DL'd got to 80% after 40 minutes the server disconnected, Frustrating, oh well will try again later Jon aka: OFS Dogg

Is the 208.100.0.135 FT pass worded now?? tried to get a little bit ago and said invalid password. And if so is it for members only??? Thanks Jon(AKA: OFS Dogg)

So F-ing funny

Hi y'all OFS Dogg (or JLDogg) here, I thought it was about time I got registered here and say hello. I really enjoy playing on your freeze tag servers both COD4 and WaW . All of your members have made feel welcome (well most ) and I am feeling comfortable enough to start joking around with you guys and gals. You have great bunch of people here and I hope to be able to play with you for a long time. Jon