Logan

When I'm dead and bloated, I want all my ass gas sucked out and put in with the gas in a gas chamber, because I want the last laugh. Oh, and I don't mind having it mixed with other like minded individuals, the more the merrier.

Happy Birthday Mr.Crowe. I hope you have a wonderful day.

Thanx Harry for all your time and input, SUPER!

My dad use to pass on old recipes for rabbit, deer, moose and fish to us kids, but we were to hyped up on the hunt to write it down. Now their gone. I remember one for deer sausage, he use to say, " To make good deer sausage, you need 50% pork and 50% deer, then throw out the deer". Works every time.

What the hell is that? lmao!

LOM you are right about Canadian shows(give me stomach and anal cramps) and those reality shows are the worst bar none. Where do these writers come from? Maybe they should have a retro 50's reality show, where the husband comes home from work, drunk and nasty, supper's not ready so he dukes out the wife and kids and goes back to the bar to duke it out some more, driving drunk, no seatbelts and listening to Patsy Cline on the am radio, comes back home, says he's sorry and proceeds to make new offspring. Well at least he said he's sorry and he didn't clock her in the elevator and drag her limp ass out.

I personally would like to nominate "Parenthood". My wife likes it so I tried to watch it and I couldn't believe the three way banter all at once and the women have more balls than the guys and kids all need their asses tanned (passed the point of a timeout by a long shot) and the guys need a good kick in the nards to see if their still there. God, what a piece of crap.

So that's where the term "Tongue Lashing" comes from

Happy belated Birthday, I hope it was a good one, and don't worry the doctors can work miracles with those genital warts( I read it somewhere)

Anybody that serves his country by military, police, fire and rescue and emergency responders are all potential heroes and deserve our thanks, respect and gratitude for the service supplied. Sport is entertainment bullshit. Also in response to LOM's comment about Bin Laden, he was a terrorist murderer, not a Muslim hero. I think the number of religious Muslims that thought he was a hero was probably pretty small in world numbers. That is part of the problem, we put a religious tag to their actions and that is exactly what they want. They are doped up, murderous thugs that also do unmentionable things to their own people and the aim is for power, money and greed. Nothing more. They are more closely related to pirates than anything else, but I don't want to insult any pirates.

Happy Birthday and all the best Woodster!

Happy Birthday Fire, 69 was a good year. Have fun and live

Deejaykeg, thanks for the post, but because of the efforts of all police and security forces, all the recent assailants are dead. (justice served) Even internal investigators are going to have an easy job. If big brother is listening, good, that's their job!

Happy Birthday Dolphin, have a wonderful day!

Canadians killing Canadians, I'm fucking mad. We need serious ideas to target terrorists and only terrorists. We need a think tank to jump ahead of their moves and not react after the fact. We need to use our brains to beat them at their own game, to bait them, to use their weapons against them, to use their rivalries against them, to use their people against them, to use their brains against them. Airplanes, snipers, troops have their place but if innocent people get killed it only feeds the fire. We need to target the top to the bottom and never relent. I fucking hate them.

Thats funny stuff! LMAO

Drop his ass on an IED in the middle east and save somebody who deservers it

I get my oil from a jug. I like the one about Natural Gas from dinosaur farts, my wife says I could be worth a lot of money.

Good one LOM, except how do explain that in Fort McMurray where basically all the jobs are in the oil industry and wages are high. The fast food chains pay a wage to attract employees that is a lot higher than say Toronto, and they still make money. I think some/maybe all of these franchise owners are making a killing at the expense of their employees as Walmart does. They all use the word TEAM like you are part of this huge family where everybody supports and helps each other, BULLSHIT! They only use you because they need somebody to collect the money, and it is not that far off where if they can automate the till and pay fewer employees and scare the rest with employee cutbacks, they will do it faster than Bill Clinton pulling up his pants. I say give the workers an increase and enjoy the ride while you can.

Happy birthday Zapper, have a wonderful, happy day!

Are there conspiracies in history, of course. Is everything a conspiracy, of course not. In today's age of extreme communication there are bound to be thousands of different opinions on everything including,"Who done it" and "If I were King" Yes the world is full of assholes. When there were 2 people on earth it was 50/50, take the global population today and do the math. But being part of a democracy in today's world is what our history has fought and died for, I for one, believe that when the shit hits the fan, people die but hero's are born. If it wasn't for WW2, do you actually think the names Roosevelt, Eisenhower and Churchill would stand-out. JFK was shot and killed by who, does not deserve print, only that the world lost a leader, believer and a shaker and we were ripped off for what "Could have been" There will be more world events that require the hesitant and brave leaders to be born, and that is what democracy does.

Very good news Fire

Another 5 minutes. (and I would've had my usual score. TY)

Were praying with you Fire.

Lean on us, sending you strength.