thought I would put it altogether.....on one post....lol I trying to get my post count up
It was the night Before Christmas. When all through XI...
Not an Idiot was Stiring
not even T-Mouse
Arriens Stockings were hung by the Chimney with care
In hopes that St Rugger Soon would be there
The Idiots were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of Freeze tag and Black Ops in there Heads
Blackwiddow & Wildthing in their night cap
Had just settled down for a long winters nap
When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter
Ricko tripped my Claymore and was gone with a Splatter
When out in the back yard they heard such a clatter;
They thought old St. Rugger had fallen off his ladder;
They ran to the window, without lifting the sash;
It took eighteen stitches to sew up the gash;
When what to their bloodshot eyes should appear;
But Rugger's old Ford, with a bad steering gear;
He bounced off of a tree, and into a wall;
And knocked the front porch;
To the back of the hall.
On hearing the noise Mal walks out in her nightdress,
and promptly vomits on seeing the mess
With bloodspatter everywhere cause'o the damn claymore
She turns and she runs and she heads for the door .....
More rapid than Eagles His admin's they came;
He whistled and shouted and called them by name;
Now Diggler, now Noddy now Phantom and Dragon;
On Wizid on Dawgy on Gorrilla and on Cygon
They picked him up quick and with a flash they were gone
But upset PrPleKush when they did steal his good Bong
Now Bud showed up with his cans at his side ;
Looking at Mal with his eyes big and wide ;
But Kilroy saw this and got quite Frustrated ;
because half of XI had now Masturbated ;
At the vision of Mal stood there in her nightie
All lacey and small and clinging real tightly
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
Rugger and admins were acting aloof
With nades and crossbows and ammo Galore
They proceded to mame to kill and to gore
with the carnage they caused therir score it did Rocket
BUT HANG ON IN THEIR IS THAT A BIG GUN IN KILROYS FRONT POCKET
Wildthing by now had come on the scene with Zoe and Belle and Pink looking mean
With nades in their hands and Bra's at the ready
The boy's fell from the roof like falling confetti
St Rugger now realised he had gifts to deliver,
And Knew if he stayed he would look like chopped liver.
So off he did shoot back up to the roof,
And disappeared down the chimney with a bit of a poof.
As i drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Rugger came with abound
He was dressed in Camo from his head to his foot,
And all his clothes were covered in Soot,
A bundle of weapons and a gun on his back
And he looked like an Idiot opening his pack
His eyes how they twinkled his dimples all merry
NO BLOODY WONDER HE DRANK ALL THE SHERRY
He filled Arriens stockings and got straight to work
But got distracted as Bluburd was having a jerk
And giving a nod up the chimney he rose
The smell of Cheese stuck up his Nose
He sprang to his ford and gave his Admins a whistle
And away they all flew like down from a thistle
But I heard him say as he drove out of sight..
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL IDIOTS AND ALL IDIOTS A GOOD NIGHT