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JohnnyDos

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  1. Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601] Copyright © 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. C:\Users\Owner>tracert 50.97.213.165 Tracing route to 50.97.213.165-static.reverse.softlayer.com [50.97.213.165] over a maximum of 30 hops: 1 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 192.168.0.1 2 7 ms 7 ms 7 ms 10.89.64.1 3 17 ms 15 ms 15 ms d226-4-245.home.cgocable.net [24.226.4.245] 4 16 ms 15 ms 15 ms 67.69.244.85 5 29 ms 27 ms 41 ms bx5-chicagodt_xe6-0-0.net.bell.ca [64.230.186.86 ] 6 28 ms 26 ms 27 ms te1-7.bbr01.eq01.chi01.networklayer.com [206.223 .119.63] 7 37 ms 44 ms 30 ms ae7.bbr02.eq01.chi01.networklayer.com [173.192.1 8.171] 8 92 ms 110 ms 87 ms ae1.bbr02.cs01.den01.networklayer.com [173.192.1 8.131] 9 87 ms 85 ms 86 ms ae1.bbr01.eq01.sjc02.networklayer.com [173.192.1 8.148] 10 86 ms 87 ms 86 ms ae5.dar01.sr01.sjc01.networklayer.com [173.192.1 8.249] 11 86 ms 87 ms 96 ms po1.fcr01.sr01.sjc01.networklayer.com [50.23.118 .131] 12 87 ms 87 ms 90 ms 50.97.213.165-static.reverse.softlayer.com [50.9 7.213.165] Trace complete. C:\Users\Owner> Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601] Copyright © 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. C:\Users\Owner>tracert 8.9.37.132 Tracing route to 8.9.37.132 over a maximum of 30 hops 1 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 192.168.0.1 2 7 ms 7 ms 7 ms 10.89.64.1 3 13 ms 15 ms 15 ms d226-4-241.home.cgocable.net [24.226.4.241] 4 14 ms 16 ms 15 ms cgowave-busy3-ubr.cgocable.net [24.226.6.133] 5 15 ms 15 ms 15 ms 67.69.228.101 6 26 ms 62 ms 27 ms bx5-chicagodt_xe0-1-0_0 [64.230.186.255] 7 * * 31 ms xe-1-0-6.ar2.ord1.us.nlayer.net [69.31.111.97] 8 30 ms 30 ms 28 ms ae3.ar1.ord1.us.nlayer.net [69.31.111.243] 9 29 ms 29 ms 29 ms tge8-1.ar2.ord1.us.scnet.net [69.31.111.10] 10 29 ms 28 ms 30 ms 8.9.37.132 Trace complete. C:\Users\Owner>
  2. What goes up,must come down. Isaac Newton.Yes the name is spelled with 2 a's.Now don't forget the Confucious sayings.
  3. My vapourizer is not for tobacco.
  4. Happy Birthday don't let the cat bite your tongue. LOL
  5. I'm not sure we have "Tent Cities" over in Canada,but I know for sure we have some homeless people right here in my city DeeJayKeg. I posted this cause I really believe in their motto.
  6. I got teary eyed.Actually cried.
  7. THINK WE'VE GOT IT BAD! This was a mere eighty years ago.... Makes complaining about no cell service, high gasoline prices, not enough cable channels, seem a bit ludicrous. No credit cards to buy what you want, but don't need! Forward this to remind our kids and others of what really tough times are like. They don't have a clue. If you don't know what the Great Depression was, here's the motto: "Use it up -- wear it out", make it do or do without!!!!! This reminds me to be grateful for what I do have..... Start each day with a smile and a prayer ... Then pass it on "Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present."
  8. Beers I just DL'd a pile but not this rotation you are showing.So the DL'ing part is still working.
  9. Evidence of extraterrestrial life?
  10. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!! CRAZY STUFF.Nice SOB.
  11. Loader,I'm sure we will be having the "KILLA" open in memeory of our friend that passed away a few years ago.We've had one every year since he's passed.RIP Killa.
  12. Great Shamu,now I'm waiting for pics.Gonna be nice to see you back.
  13. I kid you not,she does everything.All I do anymore is just take the dog to the dog park,I come home make a little lunch,somtimes take a little nap,then we both go outside,I drink beer 6-10 & vaporize she drinks my homemade wine 14% alc. 6pm we eat, sometimes I BBQ.Then watch TV a bit,I pass out at around 9 get up at 4 am or earlier and go online read my paper she wakes up at 6am.OH BTW we are both retired, me for 10yrs. Wife for 7.Everything is beautiful we get along just fine,next February will be our 40th year together married,but we've been banging for 44 years,BEAT THAT.Ha
  14. A few of us were in the map with DeeJayKeg we called a cease fire but this new guy kept killing,we kicked him but by that time it was too late.It doesn't seem to be a serious glitch enough to remove that map though.Like DeeJay said,you have to go to an upstairs room,jump on a window sill and from there onto a roof and you fall in.Now if you can kill people from there we do not know yet,but if you can and get caught you'll have to pay the consequences.WARNING, then BANNED PERM. if you do not get out of the gltch. Thanks Mr.Keg for notifying us.
  15. You're a good lady BC. .Now I found this stray .Think it'll get along with the cats.LOL.No Black Cat I think that's great what you do.
  16. Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'. The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Dave even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.' 'But what about afterward?' asked her friends. 'Oh, that........... Dave was too tired.'
  17. A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.?A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.? The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'? She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'? Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.? The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....? Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.? 'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.? 'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.? The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.? The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'? 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'? The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!'
  18. Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out of a spouse was $10,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Warehouse. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (You're going to hate me for this...) "ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco" Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my other warped friends, and then send it on to you.
  19. American authorities have nabbed a scuba diver from Windsor for allegedly trying to smuggle marijuana into the U-S after he crossed the St. Clair River to Marine City, Michigan. U.S. border patrol guards were notied by a citizen about someone swimming across the river early Monday morning. Remote video surveillance cameras at the Selfridge Air National Guard base caught the person in the river. Authorities say they found a large, watertight PVC cylinder holding more than 8 pounds of marijuana. The 24 year old's name has not been released. He'll be arraigned in Michigan on Wednesday.
  20. And how about this: a a Previous StoryNext Story Article rank 21 Aug 2013 The Windsor Star KRISTI EATON The Associated Press Bored teens allegedly kill Aussie ballplayer ‘for fun of it’ Shot at random while visiting his girlfriend “I THINK THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD JUST LOOK AT THAT COUNTRY AND SHAKE THEIR HEAD.” FRANK FITZGERALD, LANE’S FORMER PRINCIPAL DUNCAN, OKLA. — With a motive that’s both chilling and simple — to break up the boredom of an Oklahoma summer — three teenagers randomly targeted an Australian collegiate baseball player who was attending school in the U.S. and killed him for fun, prosecutors said Tuesday as they charged two of the boys with murder.
  21. Welcome SLAYER,you say you live in Sudbury? Well how about a Nickel for your thoughts.(Get It?) LOL.
  22. Welcome wickedsInferno,X-Fire is part of the requirements here and a few other things like a mic and Teamspeak3 and do what Bama says to find out how to become a member here.
  23. Might go nice with varicose veins later on in life.Sorry I just don't like INK.
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