JohnnyDos

We have half a hundred people.You think we can handle that? OH YEAH!

Most of you guys say it's nice cause you are attracted to the light coming out of this sigs crotch,which happens to be a female cartoon.BTW when you really look at the sig it looks as if it is an amputee.Right leg.(No offense)But at least you can make one and I can't.

Thanks Hemp.NICE

You got me,good one.

Hey Ripple remember these? To bad you can't make it to the >XI< FEST this year.Happy Birthday and filler up.LOL

When your done looking at the pictures SOB,let us know.LOL

They're funny but not like that where I live in Canada.Sorry to disappoint you LOM.

Well I see 2 men in grey suits?

Yes looks like a real cool time,but not for me.I would shit my pants and more.Made me think of this song:

That's the way I grew up.Always had fun and never bored.

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking & staying out late. The officer then asked, really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night? The man replied, that would be my wife.

Welcome back.

And since you live in the UK,it's always wet.LOL Most of the time.

My barder told me the joke on Thursday and I just had to post it.

A man walks into a tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill placed on his dick.Well the tattoo artist was curious and asked why he wanted it there and that it would be painful.The man gave him 3 reasons.He said 1st I like to watch my money grow.2nd I like to play with my money and 3rd my wife blows money like you wouldn't believe.

That thing was spewing man.

I will join you Beers.

Holy Shit! Someone answer the phone.

Happy 55th Birthday Ldoz.

SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death. SEX Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore ….. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband. New Book A man goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one; I'll take a copy…" Poor Lance Armstrong - I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike. Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard!! The Agony of Aging On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back". SCAM Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Best Regards, Charlie Sheen So True Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been f@#ked. Pregnant Prostitute Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "For f.... sakes , if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?" Sex Research (could be handy) If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome! EASYJET Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane. "

Happy Birthday mon ami.Keep Air France on schedule.Then have a party.

And what was she discussing?

Made me laugh.

Looks more like an attachment for a garden hose.But I know ZIP about guns.

Nice close-ups Ldoz.