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Hunter I'm like you,my dog pulled me down today and I hit the frozen ground pretty hard and now I am feeling it,It sucks getting older other than we've reached this age and they do not feel like golden years like they tell us.Fucking knee is killing me.
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You got it TBB,I was thinking along the same lines.Technology is great and at the same time it's made us all lazy.
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https://vimeo.com/239050403/ cdd07b248e
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Smarter too.Hears and sees a lot better that I do also.
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> > > > > > > How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish Police Officer? > > Consider this test scenario: > > QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night.Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. > > You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? > > ANSWERS: > > Canadian Police Officer: > > Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. > > 1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed? > > 2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? > > 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? > > 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > 5) Am I dressed provocatively? > > 6) Could I run away? > > 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? > > Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? > > 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? > > 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? > > 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? > > 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? > > 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? > > > Australian Police Officer: > > BANG ! > > > American Police Officer: > > BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > 'Click'...Reload...BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > > Glasgow Police Officer: > > "Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reight noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!
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Take a big toke,depression is gone.Proof below,do I look depressed.Eyes are a bit squinty but I can see,I lost my hair but cured that with a >XI< Hat,I don't get bored cause people that get bored are boring people and to prevent boredom I get up very early and play RB6 for a few hours with a clan member(s) daily after that I take my Boxer out to a dog park to socialize with other dogs and me with people.Don't need all this holy roller stuff at least not for me.
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The Top 10 Rock n Roll Bands from the Detroit Area (1968-1972)
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It Ain’t Me, Babe The bob dylan cover lists Current listings contains 5870 covers of 350 different Dylan songs by 2791 artists! Top ten songs covered: 1. Blowin' In The Wind 375 versions 2. Don't Think Twice, It's All Right 217 3. I Shall Be Released 181 4. Mr. Tambourine Man 176 5. Like A Rolling Stone 172 6. Knockin' On Heaven's Door 150 7. All Along The Watchtower 144 8. It's All Over Now, Baby Blue 133 9. I'll Be Your Baby Tonight 121 10. Quinn The Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) 118 Here is my favorite cover:
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It was a PW for a private slot.I must've joined a wrong server.
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Now my game wants a pass word?
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Married One Night: A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
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I'm in now.Thank you very much loader it took you 1/2 hr. but it was worth it.See you guys at the Killa & Fallen Members blast.
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Loader,I tried everything and no luck with COD 2 Multiplayer.
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Haven't seen that Crunch,but my COD2 mp wont launch and I bought the game from STEAM,I switch to multi player and it starts then black screen and I can't shut down with task manager I have to reboot also.
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> After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. > > Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. > > The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" > > "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I fish on Fridays.
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My COD 2 won't load I have the original on discs and I also bought it on STEAM and the FN game won't load multi player.I give up.It's a very old game anyway.Have fun guys.
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I've got it also.
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Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
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