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Los Bravos.This was a Spanish band with a German vocalist ( Mike Kogel ) who sang in English !!!! Sometimes one hit is all you need? Good song SOB.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

DISCO SUNDAY

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/music/ac-dc-star-malcolm-young-dies-aged-64-after-dementia-battle/ar-BBF7EJy?li=AAggN

Definition of "OLD" #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD". #2 Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied: "Two years older than me" "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" #3 Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing About being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." #4 I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. #5 I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over. #6 An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, She wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week" #7 My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. #8 Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. #9 It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker. #10 These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.' #11 THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell the difference. Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!

Installed yesterday.

Great game if you haven't tried it.I've been playing it for almost 2 years now.Not a run & gun game,5 vs 5,first squad to win 3 rounds wins,short matches 3-4 min.long.

You don't need UK pounds,I have cheap Canadian dollars and got all 3 for under 25 bucks and you are from the USA TBB, their money is worth 67cents more than Canadian money and yours is 27 cents more than ours,so stop your whinning.SOB is right CD keys is safe and I also have bought a lot of games from that site.

Yeah jokes is right,when I was a lot younger I just saw girls ankles and it would go up,now the wife has to manipulate it a lot more.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL . 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, BASTARD ASKED.. 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

Good song Frenchi.

What a drummer Keith Moon was.He was with the WHO from 1964 to 1978 when he died.RIP

That's why Fishing is better,the fish eats the bait and gets caught if he wants to eat the bait but an animal has no choice when you shoot it.

If you can't be moved by this song, you aren't alive. Such a killer song. Boz Scagg's voice and Duane Allman's guitar. Awesome!!!!!

Watch Robot Chicken(Adult Swim) for insane cartoons.I get it on my cable stations.Here it is on You Tube. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Robot+Chicken

Thanks to DjMot.

This is the message I got back from the store.They show the item,then they turn you down.They won't sell you a weed T -Shirt.Bull Crap:

I heard about this but did not know it was your niece Bart, very sad now that I know it was your niece it's even worse.I live just south of Michigan so we hear a lot of what happens over there.

Yes DeeJay,I should have mentioned to check https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/requirements/far-cry-5/15464.People should do this for every new game now.Look at "Recommended Requirements" for the best preformance.