JohnnyDos

Shouldn't you be retired TBB ?Then why worry about time.

MLP one hot actress.Hard to believe she is 54.I'd like to bone her.LOL

A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR... 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. .......Tough call. You decide.

Great game,give it a try.

Is that the guy from ELP SOB?Sure sounds like Kieth Emerson.Never heard that band over here and I was 17 at the time.

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Freezing rain and Ice pellets here LCB,supposed to be sunny on Monday and in the 40's F on Wed. Thurs.

This stuff can't be compared to anything. Even after 46 years, this album just never gets old. Before and after Foghat... there was Savoy Brown.

Just finished shoveling and blowing now LCB,but still snowing now and more to come on SUNDAY.This is the most I used my snowblower since I had it when I was 50.Now I'm 67.Never used it for the last 3-4 years,but this week 3 times and yesterday I had to go out 3 times and once today so far.

Dean I've smoked weed pretty much daily since I was 19 and now going on 67 .I have no cramps,I am type 2 diabetic and I have that under great control.Thanks for mentioning my name though.Good luck.

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Most people these days are too young to know the story behind this band, and the amount of talent, sorrow and suffering that went on. Bad Finger is one of rock n roll's greatest bands, period. Hit after hit after hit. Not just pop crap. straight up rock n roll. Pete Ham was a gift. One of the great vocalists and song writers. But every one of these guys has got so much talent, it was never quite appreciated due to the quick demise of the band due to the labels and lawyers. May they burn in hell for what they did to these guys who had so much more to give. God speed Pete and Tom. Guess I got what I deserved Kept you waiting there Too long my love All that time without a word Didn't know you'd think, That I'd forget Or I'd regret The special love I had for you My baby blue All the days became so long Did you really think, I'd do you wrong? Dixie, when I let you go Thought you'd realize that I would know I would show The special love I have for you My baby blue What can I do? What can I say? "Cept I want you by my side How can I show you, Show me the way Don't you know, The times I've tried Guess that's all I have to say "Cept the feelin' just grows stronger, Everyday Just one thing before I go Take good care baby, Let me know Let it grow The special love you have for me My dixie dear There some real music.Enjoy!

My wife would call these "Fuck Me Shoes"

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

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She liked me,and she lived in California so it was nice to go there when we first got married, no problems with mother in law cause she lived far away from us causing no interference but she ended up dying a few years later so no more California.

Been married since Feb 1974

Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 'ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.