So I was going for some Bondo Auto Filler so I could finish up my Master Chief costume. After searching and searching through the bowels of the auto department, I finally find my prize. It was sitting on the bottom shelf. So without thinking, I squat down to grab it. And RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP. I feel a HUGE hole open up on my ass. And I don't wear underwear in the summer heat. So here I am, holding a gallon of Bondo Auto Filler, with a massive hole in my pants, exposing my white ass for anyone who cared to look. I took a quick glance down the the isle to see if anyone saw. Nobody was in side. So I quickly pull my pants up around my nipples and yank my shirt down. That seemed to cover it up pretty well. I made a mad dash for the checkout lines and squirted through the express lane. I'm sure somebody saw, and I hope they enjoyed the view, but nobody mentioned it. All I can say is, thank god for 2X size t-shirts.