Heffalump

I occasionally look on here myself, always looking for a cheap Willy's jeep, always wanted one myself Cromwell or one of the Hellcats would be amazing though, Hellcats are fast.

oh, and the only way i can kill someone now is by them standing still, can't hit a cows arse with a banjo now.

Nuke tking own team?

yes here, my ping was doing good at 122, score k/d/r was good but it seems there is a constant time delay, were as before it has been up and down, where i am constantly about 1/2 sec behind. I am putting 1/2 to a full clip into ppl, but they are shooting me with about 2 bullets. What I am getting at is there are improvements in constant ping and removal of information speeding up and slowing down, but the delay seems constant for packet flow.

Same happened over the last year on World of Tanks, pissed me off with the changes, nerfing artillery and tanks, same aim to make you spend money, so I don't play any more. Its the way of modern gaming guys, I am afraid get used to it is the sentence of the times now!

Merry Christmas all, see you soon!

New thing is that this AM the map stuck at the end of the game after we won the 5 rounds needed, and wouldn't jump to next map, just stayed on end of map camera shot. Apparently it did this last night too for 1/2 - 1hr, clears the server, so please could this be rectified ASAP guys.

That took about 50 seconds too long!

tbh, I don't see England getting to the next stage, although I would like to be proved wrong, this above, combined with the location in the middle of the hot jungle, the guys will be flaking out all over the pitch

congrats Roxy, you may be a qualified lawyer, but I still want a thoroughly good examination all over please! Thankyou!

Congrats you old git!

Congrats Pete on being 26 again, again.......

thank you all guys, so at 42, I should know the meaning to life, the universe and everything?

After talking with Dukoo, it would seem whomever it was well and truly fucked the server, so apologises to all those who used it, we will try and work something out to help those who had build / levelled up etc. A new spawn on a new map seems the only way to do something about it, which we are in the process of creating. When you see us on, me or Dukoo, please let us know so we can help out. Apologises to all, see you soon on the server, Heff

Bastards, do you have records at all of who did it mate?

The only lesson I have to give, not that I watch football because its shit, is watch Rugby Union.

The server is up and running, spawn is set, but bukkit, the MOD tool program, is not coded for the recent massive update, some some attributes dont work, but the server does.

!fu jack! Welcome back you big gay tomato! for those who don't know him, JJ was born to an Ocelot and a Walrus, going by the names of Vera and Stanley,who found a distane for his furry face and huge tusks. At the age of 5 onwards nobody would play with him, as evertime they played American Football he would punture the ball with the said tusks, and ruin the sport for all. During his teens he founds girls, unfortunately the girls didn't find him, so much wanking happened in his bedroom late at night under the covers. College years were a haze of drugs, booze, drugs, booze, a penchant for My Little Pony and Gatorade whisky chasers. He found a home at Xtreme Idiots later in life, only to lose all complete sense of reality, start a ruckuss with a peach coloured AMC Pacer and leave a few years later. Now the big gay tomato has returned. Hurrah for big gay tomatoes!!!

If my corset is chaffing, does this mean I am fat?

Congratumalations Pinky!

Congrats Mistty, welcome!

OK, did it jump out in front of her again? Too quick aren't they P!nky!

Love the point that Brewdog, hit back at the German beer taking the title with "Sink the Bismark", oh British Humour.

I have set a new map up personally, and the x2 new biomes i have found are quite nice, big thick oaks mixed with mushrooms, and savannah with bright red planks from the accacia tree!

He also wants world peace, his vital stats are 36/24/36, loves his mum and drinks babycham. As a side note, he has selective hearing for anything relating to beastiality, especially for animal that go eeeeaaaa, aaawwww!