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Joe Canadian

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  1. Congrats to you Manthis and Union, great news !!
  2. Yeah, whatever Bart, lol
  3. That was COD2 DM, I am going to hide under my bed tonight :-)
  4. Some maps.... I think, I should just skip...Is this embarrassing, or what? Lol, hate that map. Cheers, Joe
  5. Lol
  6. Happy bday you all, have a great one Paperman
  7. hxtr Exe So you like dogs? no women? ... Anyway nice pics mate ;) dogs..... bitches........ all the same. hahahahhaaa dogs really are mans best friend. so smart these two are. zuse get into shit but he is a bad ass dog. LOL
  8. Holy cow, I've got Shaw as well but I get a F- that sucks! What did you upgrade it to Pete? No wonder... there is an explanation for those kill to death ratios, High speed internet, admin hacks, state or the art rig, mouse and keyboard. Shit, what else? Are you on steroids as well? lol
  9. Lol, nice hxtr, I was going to buy BF3 but I guess I better pass :-) I wouldnt have the time to play
  10. You stand in "line-ups" or "queues" (in Victoria, BC) atthe movie, not lines. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk". You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I justspilled my bowl of poutine You drink pop, not soda. You had a Prime Minister who wasn't fluent in either of the official languages(English & French). You know what it means to be 'on the pogey'. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at thecamp, eh?!" You can drink legally while still a teen in some provinces. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place totravel with very good cigars. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it, insteadof telling them to stay out of it. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don'tWANT to know if he has! You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that." You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group. You drive with your headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars havebeen fitted with "daytime running lights"). You participated in "Participaction." You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's goodenough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me." You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet. Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess aCanadian Passport. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u'sfrom labor, honor, color. etc. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and"no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingualcereal packaging. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous. You were mad at the CBC when "The Beachcombers" were taken off theair. You know who "Relic" is/was. You know what a touque is and you own one and often wear it. You have heard of ... and have some cherished momento of Bob and Doug McKenzie. You still sing the "Great White North" theme song with pride ..."coo-ooh-coocoo-coo-ooh-coocoo". You know Toronto is NOT a province. You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups. If you live in some of the colder Canadian provinces, your car has a cord andplug sticking out of the grill ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (inCelsius) days. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You have more kilometres on your snow blower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. Canadian Tire Store on any Saturday is busier than most toy stores atChristmas. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above theground. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with frozensnow and slush. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8buttons. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, butrequires 6 pages for hockey. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. You head South to go to your cottage. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on yourdeck. You know which leaves make good toilet paper now that there are no more dollarbills. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making. You find -40C a little chilly. The trunk of your car doubles as a portable deep freeze. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and yourSorels. You can play road hockey on skates. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You perk-up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada". You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of"zee." and ... You end some sentences with "eh," ... eh?
  11. SkunK|NL Welcome on forums and severs +1
  12. Neat stuff. You could live in the North Pole, replace your windows with these smart windows, change the outside gloomy look with nice, fake, tropical beach scenes, crank the heat up, have some margaritas and you are all set. They would work like a charm in Calgary, right Pete? lol
  13. don't know what you heard about me But she can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P Now shorty she in da club, she's dancing for dollars She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana She's feeding fools fantasies they pay her cuz they want her I spit a little G-man and my game got her A hour later had her ass up in the Ramada Them trick -- in they ear saying they think about her I got the -- by the bar tryin to get a drink up out her She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk She from the country, then she like me cuz I'm from New York I ain't that -- trying to holla cuz I want some -- I'm that -- trying to holla cuz I want some bread I could care less how she perform while she in the bed -- that try catch a date and come and play the kid Look baby this is simple you can't see, you -- me you -- with a P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me (woo) But she can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me But she can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P I'm by my money you see, girl you can holla at me If you -- with me, I'm a P-I-M-P Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no breezy Head full of hair -- I'm a P-I-M-P Come get money with me, if you curious to see How it feels to be with a P-I-M-P Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch some TV From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P Girl we could pop some champagne, and we could have a ball We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all We could really splurge girl, and tempt the mall If ever you need someone, I'm the one you should call I be there to pick you up if ever you should fall If you got problems I could solve them, they big or they small Dat other -- you be with ain't about -- I’m your friend, your father, your confidant I don't know what you heard about me But she can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me But she can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P Shorty I told you fools before, I stay with the twos I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels I holla at a -- till I got a -- confused She got on payless, me I got on gator shoes I’m shopping for Chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper Man this --, you could have her when I’m done I ain't gonna keep her Man -- come and go, every -- and pimp they know They say mystique but you ain't gotta keep it on the low -- tutor me how you strippin in the street Put my other -- down you get your -- beat Now lick my bottom --, you always come up with my bread The last -- she was with put stitches in her head Get your -- outta pocket I put a charge on the -- Cuz I need 4 TVs and they Mgs for a 6 -- make the pimp rich, I ain't payin Catch a -- trick I don't know what you heard about me (yea) But she can't get a dollar out of me (woo) No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me But she can't get a dollar out of me (yea) No Cadillac, no perms you can't see That I'm a -- P-I-M-P (yea) [Talking:] In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business In the hood they say there’s no business like hoe business You know See I talk a little fast, but if you listen real fast I ain't gotta slow down for you to catch up Ha Ha Yea
  14. WHITEBOY - WTF........my posts..? I was on the doorstep with 990 post.....all of a sudden.....down to 860. I've been posting vids, trying to get my 1000....now Wow. nice boobies WHiteboy, are you a pimp in real life? :-)
  15. I lost about 30 myself
  16. Mekketom Too bad... +1
  17. I have never seen a snow remover before...kinda hard when you live in a "tropical" region of Canada :-)
  18. Pete, nice posts, lol you are such a post whore hahan
  19. Go ahead np
  20. Welcome to the forums and servers
  21. Thank you Bart :-)
  22. Those Russian kids are plain stupid...
  23. Yikes, that sounds like a nightmare B Bright, hopefully you will be able to get all music back, good luck
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