Joe Canadian

Happy B-Day guys

lol

good one :-)

There seems to be a quite a few differences...

SgtHarryWeezer Guy buys a load of condoms and the drug store clerk asks, "you want a paper bag with that?" Guy responds, "naw, she's not that ugly." Same guy comes back few weeks later and buys a dozen more. Clerk says, "that'll be $5 with tax." Guy says, "Keep the tacks, I'll tape 'em on." Lol good ones Harry :-0

LOL, I have one that is pretty similar but older, here it goes: PresidentBill Clinton called Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency: "Ourlargest condom factory has exploded!" the American Presidentcried, "My people's favorite form of birth control!This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canajian pipple wouldbe 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you,"replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help,"said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAPto tide us over?" "Certainement!I will get on hit right haway." said Jean. "Oh,and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill. "Oui?" "Couldthe condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10"long and 4" in diameter?" asked Clinton. "Noprob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretienhung up and called the president of Trojan. "I needa favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'em toHamerica." "Considerit done," said the President of Trojan. "Great!Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color;hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia' meter." "That'seasily done. Anything else?" "Yes,"said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE INCANADA, size: MEDIUM."

Cool stuff Toot :-)

Those were great times...

Happy Birthday Chile

My 7 year old loved it, I find it pathetic Rick lol

COLD IS RELATIVE .... The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit): 50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt. 15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming. Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold. 10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles. 20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket. 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos. 60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. 173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs. 297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying"Cold'nuff for ya?" 500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

lol, true!!

PimpedOutPete Agree with Pete,

wtf? nice post

PimpedOutPete Sitting- A classic but a good one all the same, I prefer the US vs Canada version though Do we even have a navy?.. (lol).. A canoe or two.. Yes we do Pete, not in Calgary though lol

I tried to play ace mode tonight but I would "time me out" every time I tried to connect...

Congrats Angel

Happy birthday

Bigmeandean - When I first started playing in these servers! Back a few years ago, too many for me to count or recollect, when I first ventured into the Ace Mod server I remember thinking! "there are some strange dudes here"! I remember hearing the Name Tocutesue and honestly I thought she was a very hot sexy girl, until a few months later when I learned she had the wrong plumbing! Lol, good one Dean. would be nice to see you back sometime soon

You guys are nuts haha

PimpedOutPete R I P I know joe admins give you a weapons with no bullets or rubber bullets You have to remember, Joes from the west coast of Canada... Its all tree huggers and pacifists over there.. All he does is throw stern words at you (lol)... Sorry Joe...hahaha You're right Pete, we love our trees here but we also don't shoot fellow Canadians in the back, that's called principles LoL

Well, I actually did have 6 kills, but I kept falling from the darn tower way too often, so I ended up with zero, nil, nada. Besides that I was trying to watch a hockey game on TV at the same time and was my kids bedtime. So, I do suck sometimes, but there were mitigating circumstances, right?

Yeah, the problem is that I was the only one not laughing, lol

Happy b'day Paper!

Damage_inc- btw I like Damage for a boy or Unchileno for a girls name... Lol, good one