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Since when does common sense, law & order, US Federal Law, or the citizens' Consitutional rights have ANYTHING to do with the Obama administration? Silly Ted.... don't you understand that Obama is ABOVE such things? How is he supposed to get re-elected without the support of Mexico & drug cartel support? He is the "World President", no just the American President. The Constitution & Federal Law is just meant for us lowly "commoners". Royalty gets an exemption.

Shamu As for the office of the Presidency I may be old fashioned but I would like to think the occupant of that office would refrain on circumventing the law. I just hold the President to a higher standard. Ding ding ding..... we have a winnah.

Now THIS is funny "please hold, your telemarketing bullshit is important to us".... lol

You got prayers for speedy recovery & good health, comin' in from Knoxville, bro! Give her all our best wishes (& you too, I imagine this has been tough times for you as well) For luck:

PimpedOutPete Lol... You think being the president you would have some pull..Yell, i have a friend who is very high in the police dept here... and I would drop his name if it would help (lol).. Who wouldnt.. But that would pretty much directly violate the whole "equal treatment under the law" concept, now wouldn't it? The very foundation of our most basic civil rights. Obama is an elitist. He looks DOWN at other people, and thinks he is above the rules everyone else has to play by. He lectures US to "eat our peas", while he has imported lobster and Beluga caviar on HIS plate. He tells US to "tighten our belts", while he himself lives an opulent, decadent life above the wealthiest of royalty. He took a multi-million dollar, two-week vacation (at an exclusive 10-star "lifestyles of the rich and famous" luxury resort that we peasants aren't allowed to even look at), to rest up to give a speech on massive unemployment and our spiralling economy/ debt crisis. "Let them eat cake". He lives like a king, yet condescendlingly lectures & blames peasants..... for peasantry. Not only is the boy out of touch..... he ain't on the same contienent. So pardon me if I call him out for being the most glaringly obvious hypocrite, perhaps in all of American history. Not to mention, the worst President.

NickTheGrip If you want to puke, here is a list of 50 fraudulent or mis-spent Tax Dollar situations for you. Hell it even makes me want to throw up I especially like #7 Seriously - people should be in jail for this type of stuff. If this was you or me doing this on "main street" we would be "cellies" as Hxtr calls them 1. The federal government made at least $72 billion in improper payments in 2008. 2. Washington spends $92 billion on corporate welfare (excluding TARP) versus $71 billion on homeland security. 3. Washington spends $25 billion annually maintaining unused or vacant federal properties. Many of those I have seen, many I have not. Kinda wish I hadn't. Again, GRRRRRRRRRRRR. I really don't mind gov't spending as long as it is justifiable & HONEST. This is just a case of politicians paying bureaucrats to approve & over-pay for the hiring the politician's buddies to do the work, who in turn make campaign contributions back to the politicians, and so on & so on. Just think how many wheelchair ramps they could have put in with that $700,000 - had they been even REMOTELY honest or efficient about it. There are hundreds of thousands of unemployed construction workers that could have (like Bushape) made EXCELLENT, long-lasting wheelchair ramps for several hundred locations.... where they are actually NEEDED - instead of just ONE. But NO, these lyin, grinning horse's asses had to bribe each other & keep their own over-blown budgets inflated, so that the rich get richer & the poor go without. "Public servants" my ass. THIS is why I want smaller gov't. The less money & less power..... THE LESS CORRUPTION. Period. If they had found a church, a small business, or honorable civic group - gave THEM $700,000 to put in as many wheelchair ramps as they could around the city - they could have had hundreds or even THOUSANDS made. And where they are actually NEEDED. Sickening.

PimpedOutPete Lol do u need a time out Ferret? I agree, wasteful and probably been done for years. I don't need a "time out", I need to put more time *IN*. This kind of shit is what has bankrupted the country & destroyed our credit & credibility. And the REAL problem is, no one gets mad ENOUGH about it. I refuse to just sit by & quietly accept it & watch this garbage happen over & over & over - without saying or doing anything about it.

I had 2 great ferrets as pets in college, but they were sneaky-ass little thieves that would steal & hide my wallet, keys, and anything else they could carry. When I started playing COD & COD2, my original name in my old clan was "Bouncer" (I was also a bouncer at a well-known local bar in college.... glory days). But I played almost exclusively Capture the flag servers, and found that I was a much better flag carrier/ sniper/ sneaky thief-type, than a run & gun killer/ high-scorer. I got a lot of flags caps, and people called me a "sneaky little weasel". Considering ferrets are a type of weasel, and the way I like to play - I just went with "Ferret".

Your uber-efficient, honest government at work. $700,000 for ONE 10-foot wheelchair ramp, in good ol' San Francisco "Supervisor's Office". There are no persons requiring it, and I'm SURE there weren't any payoffs, favors, or kickbacks involved. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/08/29/BA7I1KMRO0.DTL I have nothing at all against handicapped access.... but I could have done this MYSELF for a mere $100,000 (with a $90,000 net profit) - and $600,000 could have gone to feed homeless people & starving children, pay for several life-saving surgeries for needy people.... or pay off some of California's ticking-time-bomb debt! Sorry for the rant, but this kind of stupid, corrupt, wasteful shit makes me want to PUKE..... no wonder our country is on the skids. THIS is one of the reasons I want Federalism, like the Constitution requires. I HATE the fact that my tax dollars (food from my family's mouth & from my kids' college fund) will likely be forcefully taken from me by the Federal Gov't - bail out these fucked up, arrogant, self-serving, corrupted shit-heads - when California's ticking debt-bomb finally explodes. GRRRRRRRR!!! @$&^$%*#&$%!!!!!!

Added, nice job.....

Noears711>XI< First off I would not have giving the little f--ker $50 and I would have kicked my wifes ass if she would have giving the little shit $50 to buy a $100 shirt. The little mother f--ker needs to move out and get a job with taste like. LOL and the worst part if it cost 100 in Europe the shit is like $200 here. LMAO What where we talking about that shit just pissed me off giving a kid $200. Lol.... what Ears said.

bombeczka my dog by day... Some fine lookin' critters posted everybody, thanks..... But Bombe, this picture reminded me of SOMETHING I'd seen before, but I just couldn't put my finger on it - it was bugging me. Something about the hopeful look in the eyes. Then it finally came to me. lol:

NickTheGrip sgtdanko>xi< cbags Good job Wizid. I've been looking for a blow up doll. You have one of those laying around? New or used....I'm not picky. bags i have an old one im done with ....... you still want it ?..... nc...... Don't forget to turn it inside out and shake the F##k out of it - LOL ROFL.... I literally about fell out of my chair - that's funny as hell, Nick. Maybe pressure-wash it with boiling alcohol, too. Wizid you are a true idiot.... in the best sense of the word.

Shamu Perhaps change your name to something other than "Lucky". lol +10

chris4874 now if it told me its only for people who could play, that would be fair enough I could never get in, if that was the case

Olive Idiot dog.... lol.

Shamu When I lost my wife I simply do not know what I would have done were it not for my dogs. I don't really know you Shamu, but I am SO sorry about your wife. On some level, I think I can somewhat relate. When we lost my wife's mother a couple years ago (my daughter was 7 then, and as you can tell by the Alpo picture, they are best buds), my daughter was *devastated*.... but I remember poignantly, that she told me that "Bella's fur is good at soaking up my tears". Damn... that struck home hard. I think my dog was more consolation to her than I was. I lost my grandfather (that taught me about hunting/ fishing/ LIFE) when I was 13, and I had a Collie named Buddy then - and his matted fur sure soaked up a few of my tears, too. I think you may understand what I mean. I am one of those silly Christians that believe in an afterlife, and if my calculations are correct, you WILL see your wife again, along with your dogs.... and in a better place. Un-conditional love is hard to find in this world, unless you get a dog. Then.... it is pretty easy. That being said, tomorrow I think I'll take my silly ol' hound to Petsmart, to get her one of those fancy, marinated $12 hog thigh bones (her concept of "heaven"). She saws through them in just a few hours, but talk about a happy dog. Maybe you should do the same.... I believe they've earned it.

Don't know if this has been done before, but the Navy Seal/ dog story made me want to show off my hound. Her name is Bella, a Shepherd/ Boxer/ Retriever mix. She is very gentle with the kids, not so friendly to strangers in our yard, and expects to ride with me every damn time I get in the car (many times she gets to). Outside my family, my best buddy. Getting a can of Alpo ("Prime Cuts", mind you) for Christmas from my daughter, she was thrilled with it "Mushing" my son in the snow Waiting patitently for a "Pup"-peroni snack.... Good dog.

chris4874 SgtHarryWeezer Complaining about it does absolutely no good - it's a waste of your time posting it, and that of anybody reading your post. If you want something done this kind of behavior, follow Grey's advice and PM any of the dozens of Admin found on the home page, and they WILL take action if you'll give them the name of the offender (member, or not,) the server, and the date/time. The admin will contact the offender if he's a member or registered here and will issue a warning; if the behavior continues, that person will be banned, regardless whether he's a member. If he's not registered here, word will go out to all other admin on that server to be on the lookout for him so we can nail his GUID. We've been through this countless times. Bottom line, XI relies on you folks to help be its eyes and ears. Admin put a lot of time in but it's simply impossible to guarantee that every server will always have an admin playing. So help us out. Let the admin know about the assholes so we can run them off!! sorry mate i was going to let this go but , we are always told if we have a problem go to the forum with it, not complain while playing, i do not think that bringing this to EVERYONES attention is a waste of time, indeed to me ,the more people know about this the better for all of us who play, most of this has been reported to the headshed,[as far as i am aware]the result of which i do not [or need ]to know,so come on to ace mod a bit more [and when you do don't just sit in a corner] and see for yourself. no offence mate, but go through it a few dozen times been killed by the same person covering the only route out of a spawn area and see what we are talking about, now i think enough diversion, everybody knows what is happening it more than likey happens on all of the servers,its not been done by "clan members] indeed out of the 5 that i could name only one is one of yours Agreed, I have noticed it more recently too.... you just said what I have been thinking. I don't necessarily want to sound like a narc or whiner by pm'ing/ bothering an admin, just to bitch about spawn camping. The more people that are aware - that it isn't just themeslves thinking it - the more can report it to admins or maybe even take video/ get evidence. I'll do the same, thanks for the post.

Heart-breaking. And people kid me about how much I love my dog..... http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/25/dog_wont_leave_fallen_navy_seals_side.html http://abcnews.go.com/US/slain-navy-seals-devoted-dog-remains-side-funeral/story?id=14378885

I agree with the sentiment, but that debt is WAY past due.... and it still chaps my ass that Scotland let the Lockerbie bomber Abdel Basset al-Megrahi go free, to return to a hero's welcome in Tripoli. After murdering 270 innocent people - why in HELL does he deserve anything better than to die a miserable death in a prison??? His alleged illness - "TERMINAL" prostate cancer - has somehow (miraculously) not yet been "terminal"..... he is still very much alive & apparently enjoying a hero's life. They said he had 3 months "at MOST" to live... but 2+ years later, he is doing just FINE. Unless al-Megrahi & Gadaffi are put on a plane, flown up to 40,000 feet, and then blasted into a million little greasy pieces - and Gadaffi's Billion$ in assets are frozen & distributed as payment to the Lockerbie victims' families....... then justice is far, FAR from having been served.

Some actual Tweets from DC... these are funny whichever side you are on: "Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault". " "Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left. More news at 11" "I won't stop shaking until Obama makes a speech telling me that everything is ok and that he has a plan" "As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery." (note - the Dow really DID jump 300 points after the quake, lol) "It wasn't an earthquake, it was the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves" http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/top-politically-themed-earthquake-tweets Just glad no one was hurt & no serious damage.

The most effective aspect of humor, is when it has a degree of truth in it. Good one.

So, PETA - who literally encourages violence, assault, and terrorism against PEOPLE - in order to "protect animals"....... is now going devalue women, by participating in XXX pornography? Do they hate people? I wonder if there will be any bestiality, which is considered by some as "loving" animals? Nothing wrong with looking out for animals' welfare.... but there is also such a thing as taking it too far and becoming an all-out nut-case.

I knew a couple guys with talents like those when I lived in the frat house, lol. Beer 24/7.