Bogleg

Happy birthday! Hope you get to make it through the whole day without having to visit your podiatrist!

You only get two weeks jail time for indecent exposure these days?

Not freeze tag compatible?

Marriage in the first year: when you have to take a shit, you go down to the gas station so your new bride won't smell it. In year 5 you close the door and turn on the fan after you are done and maybe warn her not to go in there. In year 25 you leave the door open and ask her if she wants to see it. In year 50 she has to change you and wipe your ass for you.

You get promoted to senior admin.

Lies. I got removed from the clan xfire like two years ago!

Don't we already have enough big dicks in this clan?

It's been a long, fun ride, but it's time for me to move along; therefore, I am tendering my resignation from XI today. As my life has progressed I find myself needing to refocus on more productive things these days, and, honestly, just "growing up." Gaming has been a significant part of my life for a long time, but as a 44 year old man I am finding myself needing to look for more "age appropriate" hobbies. My time here has been awesome - I will never forget any of you. Especially Wildthing, whose haunting screams echo in my brain constantly. Thanks for your camaraderie and irreverent behavior. But thank you all mostly for your friendship. Until we meet again, Bogleg And if you believe that bullshit then YOU ARE A FUCKING APRIL FOOL BEEEEECH!

Happy birthday ya hoser!

I might be interested. Maybe next weekend?

Well, people use the !fu command on the MW2 server all the time. At least when I am around... maybe it's just that I give them a target of opportunity. Fuck me.

All at once now: !fu chkn

You used to work with Frenchi?!

Not only did we let this asshat continue to play on our servers day after day, but now we invited him into the clan?! THAT'S JUST PERFECT.

Welcome aboard whiner idiot!

Someone just completed the 20 post requirement....

lol

Maybe if we get lucky, simplemod, we can find a john who can take us both on at the same time.

143 llama

...but I finally achieved post whore status. You may now all whip me mercilessly for the whore I am. My safe word is Banana.

@@Brick - sorry to hear about your troubles with the bank and the house bro - that really sucks. Hope it all works out for you. And now that I know Cobra was the admin you were dealing with it all makes perfect sense. !fu cobra

I don't understand what's the big deal with wings. I love wings. Buffalo sauce, Asian mango sauce, bloody vagina sauce...it's all good. Any time I am lucky enough to have a woman spread her legs for me, I am not going to quibble over whether or not there is a string involved.

"...every country come there."

Can I use you as an event planner for me and my wife? Whenever I try to pull off stuff like this it doesn't seem to go as planned.... Of course I am going to have extra good sex this weekend anyway cuz my wife is the sexiest woman in the world, but you know what I mean.

Happy birthday my friend!