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Boy that was stupid. If anyone needs an Excel spreadsheet to check Power Ball numbers or MegaMillions numbers I have one that I can send you. I run a lottery club and this spread sheet will check how ever many numbers you type into it in about a half a second. We had 1200 one time and I was glad I had this spread sheet. Send me a PM if you want it. Beers

You might want to PM our newest member Marauder. He might know something about it. How about another Melbourne shuffle post. I'm Jonesin.

No but he probably had a sailor suit on. LOL Congrats

I was just wondering how many different ways is there to spell marauder? LOL

You forgot one WOlf Why does TSW's game suck so bad? Cause it does. LOL

Marauder Please do this so we can get your App through. His xfire account name is : maraudercdn He has put his xfire nickname on the app as his xfire name. Maybe this needs to be edited ! His game name needs to match website name if this app proceeds.

ROCKAPE You can have whatever name you like if you add it as a nickname:- To do this is quite simple,at the top of your xfire contacts you will see "xfire Tools Help" click on Tools then options then go to "Nickname" add your game name here and tick the box "show nicknames" then just click "ok" He's got it straightened out. Tag the bastard already. LOL

Good job hopfully youe tags will be on their way. What ya all say?

I didn't see the carrier pigeon come out that the 16th guy was suppose to be carrying! I'll bet they ate the fucking thing. Dam

UnChileno IM A VICTIM OF NUMBER 2.. What you have new crap circle?

I don't know what the fuck it is. LOL no opinion

I think they should make a holiday out of it. Call it Happy Minor Day or something. Groundhog day just don't work.

JohnnyDos - Thanks to WiZid Thanks Wizid for converting those maps to HC.Hope you can get the rest of them in there.I'll keep looking for maps with that cry file you need. Great work.Now to try a convince some of our idiots to try CWHC.People should've looked at those videos X-Ray posted to show them the difference with a sandbox engine.Not to forget about DX 10 Gota love it. No wonder I don't like to play that game it has CRY FILES. Everytime I play the fucker wizid makes me cry!!!! LOL I don't think I can play hard core. I think I get messages. "Like try not to cry next time bitch" LOL

I have one more new map mp_agx_psel that I would like to putin rotation that Johnny has found. Anyone got suggestion on what map to take out?

He almost got fucked.LOL

WolfTiS Does he shit his diapers? who bud?

~¦fe+Vm+±^dZÆ?¦s+sT{\^° Here's your code. See if this helps.

DEEJAYKEG My vote would be for Dogville to come out of the rotation. There are some issues with it such as routine spawning under the map. I even got killed through a solid roof, the other day! Done DJ Johnny both your new maps are in now.

ok M8 you got it.

I have one more new map mp_vm_river that I would like to putin rotation that Johnny has found. Anyone got suggestion on what map to take out? I already took out map mp_egn. It wasn't nothing but a spawn killing cluster fuck map anyways. LOL Beers

Not only did it look like someone tried to put their foot up his ass it actually broke off at the hip. He got the whole leg. If we could only grow chickens like that then the cost of chicken wings and drumsticks would go down in the bar. I still like 2 legged deer. LOL They walk funny too though.

Thanks Kush those were good. TSW Good song since it was about beer but country music sucks. Chilly hold this

DEEJAYKEG - Why I'm Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch..... Naked. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch..... Naked. At least he had his birthday suit on. LOL

I say go back there knock the fucker on the ground and do the Melbourne Shuffle on his head. LOL

Sorry to hear the racoons kicked your ass. If you would of called me I would of rifle naded them out of there. You wouldn't have a house no more though. Hope ya get better man.