2_MANY_BEERS

DEEJAYKEG - Why I'm Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch..... Naked. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch..... Naked. At least he had his birthday suit on. LOL

I say go back there knock the fucker on the ground and do the Melbourne Shuffle on his head. LOL

Sorry to hear the racoons kicked your ass. If you would of called me I would of rifle naded them out of there. You wouldn't have a house no more though. Hope ya get better man.

Welcome Now go sign up on the juniors tourny and see if you can beat them now that you got tags. LOL

Olive How many times did that guy say FOK.

Get ya some ice and some beer. Put ice on the beer. Drink the beer when cold. Enjoy your time off if you can. Get well soon.

2fewbeers Fuck you 7toe !!!!!!! no one asked you.... it was a FUCKING QUESTION !!!!!!!!!! All i needed was a NO !!! YOU CANT USE MACROS,,,, but noooooooo Deeewwshhh bags like you get on here and start slamming people and you dont even know WTF is going on! just like Chilli accussing me of cheating for asking a question,,, i guess its guilty till proven other wise............ Fuck u 2 beers !! im coming over and formatting your computer!!!!! Look at your avitar. No medals found, except in your head and your hand!!! LOL Definetly need a handicap medal.

Sonovabich And i have loved all of the 317 more that followed it Belle kiss ass post whore. LOL

Ok If we come up with a handicap medal for cans in head and plates in hand, maybe you could swing the medal around and kill something? LOL

We either need to give this guy the pat on the back metal, or make up a handicap metal for those that are so we know and don't give them shit.

pwrcrzy52 LMAO Johnny you have joined the circle of joke posters . Nofolka Shit that was good.

Or we may not want to talk cause we will be taxed for that!!!!!!! truth

STRETCH - OMG Socks I was looking for some new socks for the kids for Xmas on Ebay UK and was shocked to see people selling "worn sock" with bids on. What is this all about. Check out the pics and links. UNBELIEVABLE - does this really go on! Anyone here have a worn sock fetish. YUK! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MY-WELL-WORN-USED-TRASHED-WHITE-SOCKS-PRIVATE-LISTING-/120620114967?pt=UK_Women_s_Underwear_Design_2&hash=item1c1584e417 and another http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/sexy-whify-well-worn-USED-long-kneehigh-socks-private-/320593530726?pt=UK_Women_s_Underwear_Design_2&hash=item4aa4dd0f66 I'm not brave enough to look for anything else worn but what an eye opener....... Looks like he poked it right through that sock,LOL

Dam Dark you only got a LOL from that? I expected more than that. But then it would have to be moved to the politics section. LOL

I played all 7 at the same time and it sounded like 2000 something music. LOL

You didn't tell them about the plates in your head!!!!!! And no your right Labob it ain't going to help him. He just needs to learn to use the chalupa. LOL

Theres one of a flying lawnmower if I can ever find it I will post it up.

Well it sure doesn't say XI 4 life at the bottom.

AdultSwimZ That was Limp at their best. Hey I thought we had a rule about people promoting or recruting from other clans in game? What about on post on main web site? Just wondered

ShadowLady Oh....I really enjoy reading the posts without the aid of a spell checker! I know I get typos as well...but sometimes it is a hoot to see how we idiots spell and interpret the English language!!! -Shadow Doo waht 2 eth the English language ?

NightmareXI What I want to know is how did you get a picture of my daughter? Check the mole on front of neck. Then go to XI slide show and find Beers daughter. It sure looks like her. The show off.

OR aHurra for oppløpssiden

2_MANY_BEERS ???? ????????, ?? ?? ??????. LOL Oh shit sorry wrong language.. Sega poglednete kakvo da zapochna. LOL

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Now look at what I've started. LOL