TBB

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!

It's time to move Florida to a better location

NICE!!! Go get'em

Someone say toilet paper??

You should be that lucky!!!

How about the risk of being an >IDIOT<???

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!

CHECK YOUR DRINKING: An interactive self-test The AUDIT questionnaire is designed to help in the self-assessment of alcohol consumption and to identify any implications for the person's health and wellbeing, now and in the future. It consists of 10 questions on alcohol use. The responses to these questions can be scored and the total score prompts feedback to the person and in some cases offers specific advice. Conduct a quick self-test with the AUDIT below. Click on “submit” at the end for an instant assessment. Please select your gender. Male Female 1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol? Never Monthly or less 2-4 times a month 2-3 times a week 4 or more times a week 2. How many standard drinks containing alcohol do you have on a typical day when drinking? 1 or 2 3 or 4 5 or 6 7 to 9 10 or more 3. How often do you have six or more drinks on one occasion? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 4. During the past year, how often have you found that you were not able to stop drinking once you had started? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 5. During the past year, how often have you failed to do what was normally expected of you because of drinking? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 6. During the past year, how often have you needed a drink in the morning to get yourself going after a heavy drinking session? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 7. During the past year, how often have you had a feeling of guilt or remorse after drinking? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 8. During the past year, how often have you been unable to remember what happened the night before because you had been drinking? Never Less than monthly Monthly Weekly Daily or almost daily 9. Have you or someone else been injured as a result of your drinking? No Yes, but not in the past year Yes, during the past year 10. Has a relative or friend, doctor or other health worker been concerned about your drinking or suggested you cut down? No Yes, but not in the past year Yes, during the past year SPAM Check

Be VERY careful - @RobMc is now known as the "Limey-Flash" - for good reason

If it's got alcohol in it - @BUDMAN's good for it

Drive to New Joisey - we got lots of beer

Stay safe - guard the beer

You near it???

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Bet it wouldn't even take half an hour!!

Change your name from @RobMc to the Limey-Flash

Here's @RobMc practicing

The IRS had the same problem!!

Have a GREAT birthday(whoever you are) !!!

Fantastic!! maybe you could host the next get together???

A truck collision turns a Florida highway into a silver sea of beer cans In this photo provided by Florida Highway Patrol, cases of Coors Light beer are strewn across a highway after two semitrailers collided on a Florida highway on Wednesday near Brooksville, Fla. Florida Highway Patrol via AP BROOKSVILLE, Fla. — A Florida highway had to temporarily close Wednesday after a semitrailer carrying cases of Coors Light crashed and turned the roadway into a silver sea of beer cans. The multi-vehicle crash occurred shortly after 6 a.m. in the southbound lanes of Interstate 75 about 30 miles (48 kilometers) north of Tampa, the Florida Highway Patrol said in a news release. The pileup began when one semitrailer clipped another while changing lanes, officials said. That forced other semis to brake, but one failed to stop and collided with a pickup truck and another one of the stopping semis. The semi that failed to stop was filled with cases of the Silver Bullet beer. Minor injuries were reported by the occupants of the pickup truck, the news release said. The inside shoulder and travel lanes were opened to traffic by 8:30 a.m., and the rest of the roadway was reopened around noon, troopers said.

All fun and games from our friends

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Won't go to W11 till they drop support for W10 - hopefully they'll get their act together by then (yeah right!!) - will build a new machine for it

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and them they begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, then exchange sandwiches. I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was still connected to his veins. I asked him how I could help and bizarrely he said, “Can I have 2 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness, 4 jack Daniels and coke, 3 gin and tonics, and 6 shots of tequila. It’s a free country so I start to pour the drinks and put them on the bar one at a time. As I finished pouring all of the drinks he downed them in order and finished on the shots of tequila which he dispatched one at a time in a quick pace. He then looked at me really sad and said, “I shouldn’t have drunk all that with what I’ve got.” I said, “Why what have you got?” He said, “About £3.50.” A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Has my brother been in for a drink here today?” The barman looks at the penguin and says, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?” I was in the pub when a guy called me a cheapskate. So I threw his drink in his face. A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.” The polar bear pays and takes a seat. Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.” A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?” The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first”.