TBB

Now you tell me - bloody limey

Here's my health secratary

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

Did you say RobMc is salt you threw in a wound???

Did you say you're a "FREAKING JOKE"??? jk

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!" Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick." An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?" The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both." The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys. The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

Sooooooooooooooo sorry - to hear that - good think she didn't kick you in the nuts instead

You saying that @RobMc is a fake orgasm??

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WELCOME to the Forums!! Enjoy

Dear @RobMc and @Labob - i love you guys but you are definitely fucking >IDIOTS<

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That's what you call a real desert - no Dunkin' Donuts or Golden Arches

Would be more productively spent trying to figure out why we like to be called >IDIOTS<

Did you say off with RobMc's balls????

Give'em tags - >XI<

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - Great way to spend the afternoon

That was just the morning delivery

Not really - was only my weekend shipment

Semi-Truck Carrying Sex Toys Spills Out Onto Oklahoma Highway Drivers on Oklahoma’s I-40 were treated to quite a surprise on Wednesday, as a semi-truck carrying what appeared to be sex toys overturned on the highway. A traffic broadcast on CBS Oklahoma City affiliate KWTV captured the incident, which occurred on I-40 near Mustang Road on the western outskirts of Oklahoma City. A semi-truck flipped after colliding with another vehicle, leaving hundreds of boxes of dildos and lubricant scattered across the freeway. According to Newsweek, the Oklahoma City Police Department confirmed the semi-truck had spilled “toys” on the highway, though no further details were shared. The bizarre accident resulted in an awkward exchange between KWTV’s anchor Lacey Lowery and the station’s helicopter pilot Jim Gardner. “This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here,” Gardner said Lowery. “There is a lot of stuff to clean up.” Lowery asked, “Jim, can you tell what he’s carrying there? What’s all over the road?” Gardner paused before replying, “Not really. Maybe you can tell. I can’t tell...There’s a lot of stuff laying on the road...Whatever it is it’s going to take a while to clean up.” Thankfully, the accident resulted in no injuries. Several lanes of the highway were closed while authorities worked to clean the mess up.

Still enjoy the games for what they are - VR would be great

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