TBB

ROFLMFAO - how come they're soooooooooooo small???

1) Tomorrow is the “National Home-school Tornado Drill.” Lock your kids in the basement until you get the all clear. You’re welcome! 2) I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing? 3) 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 4) The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 5) You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers… 6) This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!! 7) Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! 8) Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. BUT we’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them! 9) Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew up the furniture!” 10) I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 11) ME: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? ALEXA: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. 12) I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?” 13) When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA? 14) Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

lmao - only from the other side of the pond

NICE!!! Since there are eight - is the extra available???

You must think we're a bunch of >IDIOTS< to have missed you - guess we are

Oh - there were numbers in the picture - I thought we were supposed to wing it

Hang in there Toes - a bunch of >IDIOTS< like having you around

Welcome back

VERY NICE!!! But I see you're still missing the beer cooler!

GOOD one - thanks

1840

BIG deal - you're playing against a bunch of >IDIOTS<

WELCOME back!!!

NICE!! Thanks for sharing

WELCOME back!!!

Why start now???

GOOD one - lol

Are you proposing????

I need to discuss this with Hxtr before I believe any of it No way am I going to try that - with my luck I'll come back as you!!!

Wow - looks good - too lazy to cook - can you send me some??? I'll pay shipping

Sorry to hear off your loss - stay atrong

Have a GREAT SAFE birthday all!!!

Take your pick

Hang in there Toes - we're rooting for you

Yo @Icequeen - I'll split mine with you - come get your half