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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Happy Birthday

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

CONGRATS!!!!!

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Welcome - thanks for your service

What Frenchi said +1

What Frenchi said +1

Happy Birthday

I just play against the bots to get some relief from being @loaderxi 's bitch on COD2 - have downloaded literally hundreds of maps

NICE shots - thanks

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What Frenchi said +1

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

NICE!!! Where do you chill the beer????

NICE!!!

Have a GREAT birthday

Happy Birthday - enjoy

Have a GREAT birthday

Article in today's news: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Is So Fat He Might Have Hurt His Ankle Again so without further ado : He is so fat he was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave him 87 years to live. He is so fat, he shows up on radar. He isn’t fat, he insists he’s just 4 feet too short. He's so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly him over the Superbowl. He's so fat he sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. He's so fat he’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

No - just your left leg

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on hisleft, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didnt know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies: "I didnt know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

My first time buying condoms at age 16 I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time." She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight. I still looked confused. She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was. "Just a minute," she said, and locked the door. She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra. You like these?" I could only nod my head. She said to put the condom on. As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down. "Come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so amazing that I couldn't hold back and KAPOW, I was done in two minutes! She looked at me concerned and asked "Did you put the condom on?" I said, "I sure did!" and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.