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TBB reacted to RobMc in In every country they are the same
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the @rse - and they are interchangeable'
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TBB got a reaction from RobMc in In every country they are the same
Hey @RobMc - did you know that politicians have two moveable body parts??? Their mouth and their ass hole - they are interchangeable
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TBB reacted to RobMc in In every country they are the same
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was
a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of a country and the politicians who run it.
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TBB got a reaction from google in Getting a New computer and I have some really stupid questions.......
Just finished building a new computer to go to W11. Have two optical drives in my W10 box. For the W11 box bought an external optical drive CD/DVD/Bluray - R/W. Connects via USB - works great.
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TBB got a reaction from KaptCrunch in Getting a New computer and I have some really stupid questions.......
Just finished building a new computer to go to W11. Have two optical drives in my W10 box. For the W11 box bought an external optical drive CD/DVD/Bluray - R/W. Connects via USB - works great.
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TBB got a reaction from major-mark63 in A legend from my teen ages is dead...
Great loss to the music world
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TBB reacted to major-mark63 in A legend from my teen ages is dead...
Ace Frehley lead guitarist from original KISS died today.
So many albums listenings so many impersonations and one hell of a live show....
im sad...RIP ACE...
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TBB got a reaction from major-mark63 in Dale Chihuly at Maker's Mark Distillery
NICE shots. Looks interesting - thanks for sharing
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