pwrcrzy52 Posted November 14, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2010 One day a Navy ship arrived in town. A small but energetic sailor was the first to abandon the ship and rush ashore. The moment he got to the beach he rapidly searched for a prostitute to satisfy his pent-up desires. In an instant he found one. It was very sunny and hot. Sand was everywhere. So the sailor, without losing seconds, dragged the prostitute under a pier. They had a furious and quick sex affair. The sailor got up, put his trousers on, paid $20 and dashed away. Next day, same sailor, same beach, same prostitute, same burning sun and heat, same abundance of sand, same place under the pier, same rapid action... But this time during the intimate process, the prostitute could not help but let fly a good and loud fart. The sailor continued and without paying any attention to this little nuisance finished the race. He got up, put on his trousers, paid $25 and started to leave. The prostitute stopped him and asked, "Why the $5 tip?" "That's for blowing the hot sand off my balls!" Awards
wildthing Posted November 14, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2010 LOL Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 14, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 14, 2010 Oh yeah that was funny.LOL
vipersniper Posted November 14, 2010 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Posted November 14, 2010 LMAO,good one. Awards
evool Posted November 17, 2010 Member ID: 721 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 277 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1516 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Posted November 17, 2010 hahaha thats a good one
Caper Posted November 17, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Posted November 17, 2010 see that is funny.. someone tell gorilla to read some of these jokes posted .
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