It was the night before christmas 2

[baldie]

thought I would put it altogether.....on one post....lol I trying to get my post count up

 

It was the night Before Christmas. When all through XI...

Not an Idiot was Stiring

not even T-Mouse

 Arriens Stockings were hung by the Chimney with care

In hopes that St Rugger Soon would be there

 

The Idiots were nestled all snug in their beds

With visions of Freeze tag and Black Ops in there Heads

 Blackwiddow & Wildthing in their night cap

Had just settled down for a long winters nap

 

When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter

Ricko tripped my Claymore and was gone with a Splatter

 

When out in the back yard they heard such a clatter;

They thought old St. Rugger had fallen off his ladder;

They ran to the window, without lifting the sash;

It took eighteen stitches to sew up the gash;

When what to their bloodshot eyes should appear;

But Rugger's old Ford, with a bad steering gear;

He bounced off of a tree, and into a wall;

And knocked the front porch;

To the back of the hall.

 

On hearing the noise Mal walks out in her nightdress,

and promptly vomits on seeing the mess

 

With bloodspatter everywhere cause'o the damn claymore

She turns and she runs and she heads for the door .....

 

More rapid than Eagles His admin's they came;

He whistled and shouted and called them by name;

Now Diggler, now Noddy now Phantom and Dragon;

On Wizid on Dawgy on Gorrilla and on Cygon

 

They picked him up quick and with a flash they were gone

But upset PrPleKush when they did steal his good Bong

 

Now Bud showed up with his cans at his side ;

Looking at Mal with his eyes big and wide ;

But Kilroy saw this and got quite Frustrated ;

because half of XI had now Masturbated ;

At the vision of Mal stood there in her nightie

All lacey and small and clinging real tightly

 

And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof

Rugger and admins were acting aloof

With nades and crossbows and ammo Galore

They proceded to mame to kill and to gore

with the carnage they caused therir score it did Rocket

BUT HANG ON IN THEIR IS THAT A BIG GUN IN KILROYS FRONT POCKET

 

Wildthing by now had come on the scene with Zoe and Belle and Pink looking mean

With nades in their hands and Bra's at the ready

The boy's fell from the roof like falling confetti

St Rugger now realised he had gifts to deliver,

And Knew if he stayed he would look like chopped liver.

So off he did shoot back up to the roof,

And disappeared down the chimney with a bit of a poof.

 

As i drew in my head and was turning around,

Down the chimney St Rugger came with abound

 

He was dressed in Camo from his head to his foot,

And all his clothes were covered in Soot,

A bundle of weapons and a gun on his back

And he looked like an Idiot opening his pack

 

His eyes how they twinkled  his dimples all merry

NO BLOODY WONDER HE DRANK ALL THE SHERRY

 

He filled Arriens stockings and got straight to work

But got distracted as Bluburd was having a jerk

 

And giving a nod up the chimney he rose

The smell of Cheese stuck up his Nose

 

He sprang to his ford and gave his Admins a whistle

And away they all flew like down from a thistle

 

But I heard him say as he drove out of sight..

 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL IDIOTS AND ALL IDIOTS A GOOD NIGHT

[SGTDANKO]

lol nice one baldie

[Bushape]

That is fucking cool Baldie, How long did it take to think that one up? Great one, that will be an XI classic.

[baldie]

Thanks mate Been sort of doing it for the last 2 maybe 3 hours lol.

I thought we needed to put a smile on peoples faces and bring a bit of XI spirit

 

[Jedi-Jack]

Good One Baldie

[WolfTiS]

You have some real talent there Baldie and the others that have helped. Great job bro. We need a section in the forums for stories and poems done by >XI< members so we can find them later with ease.

[baldie]

Cheers mate but I will need to stop soon lol Just added a few more lines, It just keeps getting longer

[baldie]

ok guy's its now finished lol I must be an Idiot

But I hope everyone who gets a mention is not offended if you do just let me know no insult is intended to anyone its just a laugh..

[Dark Asylumn]

very nice and very easily visioned and flows really well bravo you big bald idiot

[baldie]

Thanks mate

[PnBear]

very nice

[killgirl]

Sweet! Well done bald one!!!