3rdCdnInfty Posted December 3, 2010 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted December 3, 2010 There were three men driving to Las Vagas and they took a short cut off the main road, an hour later the car breaks down, so they get out and walk miles till they find a house, they knock and this ugly old woman answers and says yes how may I help you. The three men say can we please use your phone, the woman said ys of course, one of the men makes a call to a tow truck company but they only take cash and they need $500 cash when the tow truck drive comes or he'll leave but all they have are credit cards so the turn tot he old woman and say can we happen to burrow 500 and she says oh no I don't lend money, you will have to work for it and what I want done is to have some amazing sex with some young men. The three men looked at each other with worried looks in there eyes but they give in, the first guy goes up stairs and within seconds comes running down with the old woman following, "fuck that, I will walk to Vagas before I stick my dick in that". so another one of the men stand up and says he'll do it but he comes walking down after 10 minutes and says " I tried but I can't" so the third guy knew he had to do something so he ask the old woman to come with him into the kitchen, he looks around and comes up with a plan," let me blind fold you for some extra fun", the old woman light up like a Christmas tree and jumps up on the table and blind folds her self, so the guys walks over and grabs a corn stock and beings to work his magic, she is loving it and when she was done, he throws the corn outside the window and he pretends to pull up his pants and says ok 500 please, but she smiles and says that was only for 250 but you do that again and I will give you the rest, so of course he does and she is fully stratified. So he walks outside and looks for his friends and sees them walk around the house and they say Dude we just ate some of the best fucking corn we have ever had Awards
GaberialX Posted December 3, 2010 Member ID: 891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 387 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 2261 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 02/27/1980 Posted December 3, 2010 Hold it....... BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
blackcat Posted December 3, 2010 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2852 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2051 Achievement Points: 21967 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 5, 2024 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Android Posted December 3, 2010 LOL that's gross ... haha.. Awards
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