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Scotch For Christmas


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Scotch for Christmas ???? 

The first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of

assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The

teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She

touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another

drop and asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"
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lol 2 funny

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Only you Johnny! Only you!  So cute and funny!

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