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In this world of hi-tech, I have noticed that many, who text message and email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization. Those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement. I cannot stress enough that grammar is important:

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.



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Hey I got it! Capital Jack = human;little jack is what 95 % of the men do the other 5% are liars.You could say I have first hand experience.



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I've been contemplating writing a book on the dumbification of America highlight the exactly this type of BS.



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Hey I got it! Capital Jack = human;little jack is what 95 % of the men do the other 5% are liars.You could say I have first hand experience.

 

 

So Johnny, you are saying that 95% of men jack off horses - wow. I think I fall in the 5% because I have never jacked off a horse

Glad to see you have first hand experience of that (remember second hand experience is lying on your other arm for 20 minutes then using that hand-  it feels like someone else is doing it!!!!!)

 

LOL



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