LtLaszlo Posted May 19, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:36 PM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted May 19, 2011 Police interview at 1:00 a.m. An elderly man was stopped by the police around 1 am. He was asked where he was going at that time of night. "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body. "Oh really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" "That would be my wife." Awards
kswift420 Posted May 19, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted May 19, 2011 This guy goes up to this girl and try's to charm her by saying, "Hey,I was going to tell you a joke about my dick...but it's to long." "the girl replies," that's funny. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy.....but you'll never get it!"
tsw 8.5 Posted May 19, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17629 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42738 Achievement Points: 152592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 693 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 19, 2011 kswift that was a good one . Awards
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