NickTheGrip Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 31, 2011 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup. Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8600 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76771 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2011 Another good 1 Nick. Awards
Kill3rKid Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 2364 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 90 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2013 Birthday: 09/11/1991 Posted August 1, 2011 lol n1
TBB Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21105 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22830 Achievement Points: 151507 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2011 nice - thanks Awards
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