NickTheGrip Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 31, 2011 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8460 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7349 Achievement Points: 75204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:43 AM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2011 Another good 1 Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kill3rKid Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 2364 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 90 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2013 Birthday: 09/11/1991 Share Posted August 1, 2011 lol n1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18341 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20417 Achievement Points: 134385 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 1, 2011 nice - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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