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Should I have a baby after 35?
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No, 35 children is enough.
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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
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With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
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Childbirth.
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My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
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So what's your question?
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My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
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Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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When is the best time to get an epidural?
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Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
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Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
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Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
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Yes, pregnancy.
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Do I have to have a baby shower?
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Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
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When the kids are in college.



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