JohnnyDos Posted September 26, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 26, 2011 Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? With any luck, right after he finishes college. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? Childbirth. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. So what's your question? My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. When is the best time to get an epidural? Right after you find out you're pregnant. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? Yes, pregnancy. Do I have to have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
Lady Asylumn Posted September 27, 2011 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 631 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 4205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 05:55 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Posted September 27, 2011 Awards
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