Syckle Posted November 30, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 432 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 326 Achievement Points: 5572 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 30, 2011 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.? She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.? Then, she takes a close look and says, "There 's nothing wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.?? That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?" ? Awards
USAPLISKEN Posted November 30, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Posted November 30, 2011 LOL That is great
greywolf2 Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted December 1, 2011 LMAO
Merlin007 Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted December 1, 2011 LOL. Good one. Awards
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